good morning

[riggerboy]

good morning to all on the org

i feel especially happy to day for some reason or other,

[Tugmistress]

good morning to you too - glad someone is happy and chirpy :D

[ShelleyCowie]

who are you and wat hev ye done with riggerboy?? [lol]

Morning! ;)

[Invisible]

what have you been drinking?

[riggerboy]

i really dont know whats going on

i`m going back down to my cabin to check my medication,


i even have wizzard playing """"""i wish it could be christmas everyday"""""

help please

[Tugmistress]

well i could describe my last 5 days to you and put you in a sad mood if that helps? lol

[riggerboy]

well i could describe my last 5 days to you and put you in a sad mood if that helps? lol

no keep it to yersel its not very often i feel like this

please please dinna ruin it lol


hey if shelley feels like this everday i pity her lol

[ShelleyCowie]

no keep it to yersel its not very often i feel like this

please please dinna ruin it lol


hey if shelley feels like this everday i pity her lol

Och its no that bad! ;) Its good til be happy ya know.

If ya keep this up tho i will be seriously worried about ye then!! :eek:

[Tugmistress]

no keep it to yersel its not very often i feel like this

please please dinna ruin it lol


hey if shelley feels like this everday i pity her lol

haha no worries, the days are getting better here too ;) thankfully!

there's nowt wrong wi being a bouncy character, we need them in this world :D

[riggerboy]

well no i know there is something wrong as i have delved deep into my sarcastic bucket and theres nothing all empty,



i cant go a whole day without being sarcastic,



i know theres nothing wrong with being bouncy or happy but i would still like to have my sarcasm lol

[Tubthumper]

Ah'm feelin' low
Ma car won't go
It's stuck and so am I
The batt'ry's flat
Ain't life a
I'm glad you're feeling high

First thing today
Went out early
To get my baby going
The locks was froze
(So was my nose)
From country ice & snowin'

The engine turned
The diesel burned
The smoke was thick and black
E'en with the blaw
To windaes thaw
Ah couldnae see the track

Ma motor then
Went fart again
And died a wheezy death
With frosted hauns
And nae long johns
Ah cursed with icy breath

Poor George Macleod
Of garage proud
Can't come to rescue me
Ma car needs towed
He's off the road
With new replacement knee

But joy and cheer
No more car fear
Cos Annie's on the case
Young Doug can save
Ma car from grave
And 4 x 4 disgrace

When car is broke
It is no joke
A time of pain and test
GD Macleod
Stand out from crowd
Their service is the best!

[riggerboy]

quality ...........

[joxville]

well no i know there is something wrong as i have delved deep into my sarcastic bucket and theres nothing all empty,



i cant go a whole day without being sarcastic,



i know theres nothing wrong with being bouncy or happy but i would still like to have my sarcasm lol

Sarcasm is the lowest form of twit. :)






Oh wait, forget I said that. :eek:

[riggerboy]

Sarcasm is the lowest form of twit. :)






Oh wait, forget I said that. :eek:


to late o ye low wit form critter

[tonkatojo]

Good morning RB, your a right chirpy chirpy cheep cheep this morn.
I'll let the 3 dears jibe go over my head.:)

[riggerboy]

Good morning RB, your a right chirpy chirpy cheep cheep this morn.
I'll let the 3 dears jibe go over my head.:)

many thanks tonka and how are you today well i hope,

lets all be merry today lol

may the skin o yer backside never cover a banjo,

[tonkatojo]

many thanks tonka and how are you today well i hope,

lets all be merry today lol

may the skin o yer backside never cover a banjo,


I was listening to a conversation this morn about a bus from Thurso, it would appear someone left a high visibility vest and a torch at a bus stop.;) the driver didn't stop to retrieve them LOL.

[upolian]

good morning,maybe its the thought of xmas in a few days,has somebody left a big pressie under yer tree?

[riggerboy]

good morning,maybe its the thought of xmas in a few days,has somebody left a big pressie under yer tree?

i hope not i`m not home christmas and to be honest i dont feel like going over to the well heads and having a look under the christmas trees over there (offshore thing)


good morning to you upolian

[riggerboy]

I was listening to a conversation this morn about a bus from Thurso, it would appear someone left a high visibility vest and a torch at a bus stop.;) the driver didn't stop to retrieve them LOL.


funny you heard it and i read it must be true wonder if anyone else knows about it,

funny place to leave a high vis arm band and a torch, i heard the torch was blowing around in the wind like a ghostly hand had a hold of it ?????

[Tubthumper]

Invisible stood at the bus stop one day
On the way into town, in the gloom and the grey
The weather was poor it was dark and so cold
But with torch in the hand he was ready, I'm told

The bus hove in view it was creeping along
In invisible's heart was a happy wee song
As soon they'd be parked in the bus on a seat
With buttocks all toasty, a Rapson's bus treat

On his body was measure to make sure that he
Would be seen by the driver (he's thin and quite wee)
For the weather so foul he was all proper dressed
With the fine thermal drawers and a neat hi-vis vest

But bus driver saw just a shape in the gloom
All vague and obscure like aspook in the room
His hair rose on neck and he stood on the throttle
Invisible passenger? Driver lost bottle

The bus roared on by and our pal looked dismayed
At contempt for a user the driver displayed
The option was traipse back up road to complain
Or join the schoolkids and get nip of the brain

Consider the driver, he was quite distressed
At that ghostly wee torch and the empty vis-vest
So driving past stop in the dark's not quite right?
He got such a scare that his hair's turned to white

Invisible got on the bus with the kids
As low as it gets, right down there on the skids
The bairns were not scared at the bus-travelling ghoul
They were burping and farting on their way to school

[tonkatojo]

funny you heard it and i read it must be true wonder if anyone else knows about it,

funny place to leave a high vis arm band and a torch, i heard the torch was blowing around in the wind like a ghostly hand had a hold of it ?????

This sounds like it was in Portgower not Thurso.:eek:

[riggerboy]

lol thats brilliant you really are good at this,


any chance o making 1 up about tonka, hes feeling right low these days lol

[tonkatojo]

Invisible stood at the bus stop one day
On the way into town, all happy and gay
The weather was poor it was dark and so cold
But with torch in the hand they were ready, I'm told

The bus hove in view it was creeping along
In invisible's heart was a happy wee song
As soon they'd be parked in the bus on a seat
With buttocks all toasty, a Rapson's bus treat

On her body was measure to make sure that she
Would be seen by the driver (she's thin and quite wee)
For the weather so foul she was all proper dressed
With the fine thermal drawers and a neat hi-vis vest

But bus driver saw just a shape in the gloom
All vague and obscure like aspook in the room
His hair rose on neck and he stood on the throttle
Invisible passenger? Driver lost bottle

The bus roared on by and our pal looked dismayed
At contempt for a user the driver displayed
The option was traipse back up road to complain
Or join the schoolkids and get nip of the brain

Consider the driver, he was quite distressed
At that ghostly wee torch and the empty vis-vest
So driving past stop in the dark's not quite right?
He got such a scare that his hair's turned to white

Invisible got on the bus with the kids
As low as it gets, right down there on the skids
The bairns were not scared at the bus-travelling ghoul
They were burping and farting on their way to school

Well you just get better and so quick, keep them coming. Brilliant.

[tonkatojo]

lol thats brilliant you really are good at this,


any chance o making 1 up about tonka, hes feeling right low these days lol


Your right and wrong RB, I am in good heart, but an worried how the OH is going to pull me on my sledge to church on Christmas eve.:(

[Tubthumper]

A lad called Tonka's feeling low
His Org posts deep depression show
Though Riggerboy is in full flow
It doesn't lift the mood
Perhaps to pub this lad should go
'Twould do him lots of good

The crack is on Invisible
Who seems to have got lost, the cull
Abandoned, unbelievable
The poor wee cratur waiting
Ahent a bus stop, tear in eye
School bus anticipating

The Riggerboy's offshore and sad
This two week shift just drives him mad
It is fourth year on trot he's had
Tinned turkey in canteen
A microwavey xmas pud?
How bad can he have been

Look on the bright side Tonka Joe
Out window is bright view with snow
Put coat on, to the pub you go
And have a dram or two
You'll feel much better sure, and so
And post more happy, do

[tonkatojo]

A lad called Tonka's feeling low
His Org posts deep depression show
Though Riggerboy is in full flow
It doesn't lift the mood
Perhaps to pub this lad should go
'Twould do him lots of good

The crack is on Invisible
Who seems to have got lost, the cull
Abandoned, unbelievable
The poor wee cratur waiting
Ahent a bus stop, tear in eye
School bus anticipating

The Riggerboy's offshore and sad
This two week shift just drives him mad
It is fourth year on trot he's had
Tinned turkey in canteen
A microwavey xmas pud?
How bad can he have been

Look on the bright side Tonka Joe
Out window is bright view with snow
Put coat on, to the pub you go
And have a dram or two
You'll feel much better sure, and so
And post more happy, do

Brilliant Tubs, poor RB HUH :lol:

[Invisible]

Invisible stood at the bus stop one day
On the way into town, all happy and gay
The weather was poor it was dark and so cold
But with torch in the hand they were ready, I'm told

The bus hove in view it was creeping along
In invisible's heart was a happy wee song
As soon they'd be parked in the bus on a seat
With buttocks all toasty, a Rapson's bus treat

On her body was measure to make sure that she
Would be seen by the driver (she's thin and quite wee)
For the weather so foul she was all proper dressed
With the fine thermal drawers and a neat hi-vis vest

But bus driver saw just a shape in the gloom
All vague and obscure like aspook in the room
His hair rose on neck and he stood on the throttle
Invisible passenger? Driver lost bottle

The bus roared on by and our pal looked dismayed
At contempt for a user the driver displayed
The option was traipse back up road to complain
Or join the schoolkids and get nip of the brain

Consider the driver, he was quite distressed
At that ghostly wee torch and the empty vis-vest
So driving past stop in the dark's not quite right?
He got such a scare that his hair's turned to white

Invisible got on the bus with the kids
As low as it gets, right down there on the skids
The bairns were not scared at the bus-travelling ghoul
They were burping and farting on their way to school

Great although one point - Invisible's a guy.

[Tubthumper]

Great although one point - Invisible's a guy.
Are you sure??

I'll make amendments!

[Invisible]

Are you sure??

I'll make amendments!

Hold on i'll check............................................. .yes I am male.

[Tubthumper]

Hold on i'll check............................................. .yes I am male.
Sorry mate. I changed the bit about happy & gay as well.

[riggerboy]

Your right and wrong RB, I am in good heart, but an worried how the OH is going to pull me on my sledge to church on Christmas eve.:(

haha lol note to ones self get tonkas wife some spinich, what sight,

[riggerboy]

A lad called Tonka's feeling low
His Org posts deep depression show
Though Riggerboy is in full flow
It doesn't lift the mood
Perhaps to pub this lad should go
'Twould do him lots of good

The crack is on Invisible
Who seems to have got lost, the cull
Abandoned, unbelievable
The poor wee cratur waiting
Ahent a bus stop, tear in eye
School bus anticipating

The Riggerboy's offshore and sad
This two week shift just drives him mad
It is fourth year on trot he's had
Tinned turkey in canteen
A microwavey xmas pud?
How bad can he have been

Look on the bright side Tonka Joe
Out window is bright view with snow
Put coat on, to the pub you go
And have a dram or two
You'll feel much better sure, and so
And post more happy, do



you really are quick and good loved it,

[riggerboy]

Hold on i'll check............................................. .yes I am male.

how do we know we canna see yee, ye might be a wifie,,,,,,,

[Invisible]

how do we know we canna see yee, ye might be a wifie,,,,,,,

you will have to take my word for it.

[tonkatojo]

haha lol note to ones self get tonkas wife some spinich, what sight,

It only works on Popeye ya dip.

[riggerboy]

It only works on Popeye ya dip.

doh i thought ye were olive, silly me, o well if she canna pull ye till the church am sure if ye had a whiskey or 2 ye could make it on yer own steam

[Tubthumper]

The question is posed
We demand it's disclosed
Invisible, manny or woman?
He says he's a he
But it may be that we
Don't believe what he's saying is trueman

If it turns out that he
(or it might just be she)
Is Invisible, how shall we know
There'll be nothing to see
Nowt from out to wee
And of course there'll be nothing to show

The argument's pure
And we need to be sure
By certificate, licence or docket
It will not take much
Like the hobbit or such
We need to know - 'What's in its pocket?'

[Amy-Winehouse]

you really are quick and good loved it,

You ll love that more than an Aramark christmas dinner or if yer really a bad boy Universal sodhexo :Razz Non alcoholic Becks & Kaliber for you .
When you due off?

[riggerboy]

You ll love that more than an Aramark christmas dinner or if yer really a bad boy Universal sodhexo :Razz Non alcoholic Becks & Kaliber for you .
When you due off?

yer close but just no right it`s ESS thats doing our dinner and it will be wonderful,
i have had the apples stewing all year out here in my private still should be ready by friday lol,

you know you just brought home what i`ll be missing on christmas day aprt from mrs rigger and little rigger will be stella

[Margaret M.]

good morning to all on the org

i feel especially happy to day for some reason or other,

Uh oh, it's the calm before the storm. :D

What a great thread! I have a big old smile on my face just like Riggerboy now. Tubthumper, you're amazing, how you can churn out these poems so quickly is beyond me. Well done.

[riggerboy]

Uh oh, it's the calm before the storm. :D

What a great thread! I have a big old smile on my face just like Riggerboy now. Tubthumper, you're amazing, how you can churn out these poems so quickly is beyond me. Well done.

quite possible but the happy feeling has remained all day yeha,

lets all hope tomorrow brings happiness to us again

and to margaret a very merry christmas and a very happy new year ;-p

[Bazeye]

good morning to all on the org

i feel especially happy to day for some reason or other,

Isnt Prozac wonderful.