Barbers

[Whitewater]

Subject: At the Barbers
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>> At the Barbers
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>> A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I
>> can get a haircut?'
>>
>> The barber looked around the shop full of
>> customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'
>>
>> The guy left.
>>
>> A few days later, the same guy stuck his head
>> in the door and asked,
>>
>> 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
>>
>> The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
>>
>> The guy left.
>>
>> A week later, the same guy stuck his head in
>> the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?*
>> The barber looked around the shop and said,
>> 'About an hour and a half .'
>>
>> The guy left.
>>
>> The barber turned to his friend and said,
>>
>> 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes.
>>
>> He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut,
>>
>> but then he doesn't ever come back.'
>>
>> A little while later, Bob returned to the shop,
>>
>> laughing hysterically.
>> The barber asked, 'So, where does that guy go
>> when he leaves?'
>> Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes
>>
>> and said,
>> 'Your house!