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12-Apr-06, 19:29
Alive - temporarily metabolically abled.
Body Odour - nondiscretionary fragrance.
Bum - Involuntarily Domiciled
Clumsy - uniquely coordinated
Corpse / Stiff - Terminally Inconvenienced
Cowboys - bovine control officers
Dead - metabolically challenged
Earthquake - geological correction
Fat - person of substance
Gang - Youth Group
Having PMS - cyclically challenged
Homeless - outdoor urban dwellers
Incompetent - Differently Qualified
Insane People - Mental Explorers (my favourite – hee hee!)
Janitor - sanitation engineer
Loser - uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path
Messy - differently organized
Old - chronologically gifted
Psychopath - socially misaligned
Redneck - rustically inclined
Shoplifter - Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Tone Deaf - musically delayed
Ugly - Cosmetically different.
Vomiting - Unplanned Re-examination of Recent Food Choices
White - melanin-impoverished
Body Odour - nondiscretionary fragrance.
Bum - Involuntarily Domiciled
Clumsy - uniquely coordinated
Corpse / Stiff - Terminally Inconvenienced
Cowboys - bovine control officers
Dead - metabolically challenged
Earthquake - geological correction
Fat - person of substance
Gang - Youth Group
Having PMS - cyclically challenged
Homeless - outdoor urban dwellers
Incompetent - Differently Qualified
Insane People - Mental Explorers (my favourite – hee hee!)
Janitor - sanitation engineer
Loser - uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path
Messy - differently organized
Old - chronologically gifted
Psychopath - socially misaligned
Redneck - rustically inclined
Shoplifter - Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Tone Deaf - musically delayed
Ugly - Cosmetically different.
Vomiting - Unplanned Re-examination of Recent Food Choices
White - melanin-impoverished