Cedric Farthsbottom III
22-Oct-09, 00:29
An Avon lady is delivering her final order.Its to an auld lady who lives in the twentieth floor of a block of flats.She decides to take the elevator.
In the elevator the Avon lady lets out an almighty fart,its bouffing.
Scared that someone will come in,she grabs her bag and takes oot a pine deoderant and sprays it all over herself.
The doors of the elevator suddenly open and a guy walks in.
"Whats that smell,"he says.
The Avon lady says,"What smell?I can't smell anything."
The guy says,"Wit?Ye cannae smell that?It smells like somebody has just crapped a Christmas tree."
In the elevator the Avon lady lets out an almighty fart,its bouffing.
Scared that someone will come in,she grabs her bag and takes oot a pine deoderant and sprays it all over herself.
The doors of the elevator suddenly open and a guy walks in.
"Whats that smell,"he says.
The Avon lady says,"What smell?I can't smell anything."
The guy says,"Wit?Ye cannae smell that?It smells like somebody has just crapped a Christmas tree."