Bad jokes

[Invisible]

What did God say to the man on the moon? Kneel Armstrong!

What did the mother buffalo say to her child as he left for school?...Bison!

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle

MORE!

Why did the one handed man cross the road?? cause the second hand store was across the street.


Why do people wear perfume and cologne to church? Because they sit on pews


Why do cowboys ride horses? Because they are too heavy to carry.


What do you call onions and beans? Tear gas.

[WickWitch]

Ace.....I haven't heard these before

[davem]

Difference between a buffalo and a bison? - you can't wash your hands in a buffalo

[Invisible]

Why is a bad joke like a poor pencil? Because it has no point.

[Kev]

lol I love it when jokes are so terrible they're funny.

on that note

I'm going to make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here...

[Tilly Teckel]

What's white, round and laughs a lot? A tickled onion!