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redeyedtreefrog
06-Sep-09, 18:23
Was reading Lizz's thread and thought it appropriate to create this one. How was you tea tonight?
Tubthumper
06-Sep-09, 18:24
Deer-licious. How was yours?
ŠAmethyst
06-Sep-09, 18:25
Shhh...
Don't tell anyone but I ate the last of the Moussaka... I'm gonna be in trouble - no dinner for my OH tonight! lol
How was yours?
teddybear1873
06-Sep-09, 18:25
Was reading Lizz's thread and thought it appropriate to create this one. How was you tea tonight?
Weet and warm.
My T was fine though my Q sometimes refuses to type. :D
Alice in Blunderland
06-Sep-09, 18:29
My T was fine though my Q sometimes refuses to type. :D
Typical man blame the tool. :lol:
Ive not had my tea yet as hubby has no cooking skills at all and until I make it we will have to starve. :Razz
redeyedtreefrog
06-Sep-09, 18:30
How was yours?
Great ta, but the beef was a little dry. Overcooked, I suspect :roll:
ŠAmethyst
06-Sep-09, 18:31
My T was fine though my Q sometimes refuses to type. :D
More like a case of PEBKAC! :\
Mystical Potato Head
06-Sep-09, 18:43
Typical man blame the tool. :lol:
Ive not had my tea yet as hubby has no cooking skills at all and until I make it we will have to starve. :Razz
Typical woman,nag at the man.
Alice in Blunderland
06-Sep-09, 18:44
Typical woman,nag at the man.
Well someones got to do it. ;)
I see it as my job and oh I love my job. :Razz
Mystical Potato Head
06-Sep-09, 18:46
Your husband is an easy going sort of guy then?......or perhaps he's a little hard of hearing.
ŠAmethyst
06-Sep-09, 19:10
Your husband is an easy going sort of guy then?......or perhaps he's a little hard of hearing.
I thought most men that were in relationships suffer from 'selective deafness' - or am I wrong? lol
I thought most men that were in relationships suffer from 'selective deafness' - or am I wrong? lol
Pardon........:eek:
ŠAmethyst
06-Sep-09, 19:13
Pardon........:eek:
If my sides split, you will be paying for my private medical fees!
roflmao
If my sides split, you will be paying for my private medical fees!
roflmao
Luckily for you the org has a fully qualified doctor as a member, he may do you on the cheap. :)
Alice in Blunderland
06-Sep-09, 19:30
Luckily for you the org has a fully qualified doctor as a member, he may do you on the cheap. :)
Alice might have something to say if she catches the DOCTOR doing anything with Amethyst. :lol:
ŠAmethyst
06-Sep-09, 19:31
Luckily for you the org has a fully qualified doctor as a member, he may do you on the cheap. :)
Well, if you're paying - hell, I'm going to arrange for a private ambulance to take me south to a private clinic :p
Ooooh, no... Alice! LOL my sides are well and truly splitting now!
Alice in Blunderland
06-Sep-09, 19:36
Well, if you're paying - hell, I'm going to arrange for a private ambulance to take me south to a private clinic :p!
Look out tonkatojo will have you for suggesting that one :lol:
Ooooh, no... Alice! LOL my sides are well and truly splitting now!
Oh dear and the DOCTOR cant even help you out now cause Ive tied him to the cooker to make the Tea for tonight. :cool:
Well, if you're paying - hell, I'm going to arrange for a private ambulance to take me south to a private clinic :p
Ooooh, no... Alice! LOL my sides are well and truly splitting now!
Fortunately my brother in Kingussie drives an ambulance, his girlfriend and my niece are nurses and Alice's man is the doctor. Sorted.
ŠAmethyst
06-Sep-09, 19:39
Look out tonkatojo will have you for suggesting that one :lol:
Ah... I think a lot of people I know would lol
Oh dear and the DOCTOR cant even help you out now cause Ive tied him to the cooker to make the Tea for tonight. :cool:
A doctor that can cook?? Oh my! Where did you find him and are there any left?
Alice in Blunderland
06-Sep-09, 19:41
Your husband is an easy going sort of guy then?......or perhaps he's a little hard of hearing.
He's so laid back hes horizontal. :eek::p
ŠAmethyst
06-Sep-09, 19:41
Fortunately my brother in Kingussie drives an ambulance
Chances are I know him... greater chances is that he doesn't like me lol.
Ah... I think a lot of people I know would lol
A doctor that can cook?? Oh my! Where did you find him and are there any left?
Alice didn't say he could actually 'cook' per se...just that he will be doing dinner! :)
Alice in Blunderland
06-Sep-09, 19:43
A doctor that can cook?? Oh my! Where did you find him and are there any left?
Erm I ddnt say he could cook.....................hes not a jack of all trades.............he only mastered one. Typical man. :lol: :Razz
ŠAmethyst
06-Sep-09, 19:44
I stand corrected rofl...
Well, if you come across any that can cook... let me know, please!
This was mine! It was monkfish from scrabster wrapped in parma ham, served with garlic mash with crunchy sea salt, asparagus, topped with a poached egg. It was bloody gorgeous!
Tip - I have found a brill way of doing poached eggs. Pull of a piece of cling film, spread a bit of butter and crack an egg on it. Pull the corners togerther and pop in boiling water. Dadgle the cling film over the edge and you can do a few perfect eggs at once. If you do it right you can make a square poached egg!
Well I burnt my arm taking the food out, and now it hurts a fair bit! But luckily the food was so good, it temporally took my mind off it!
I stand corrected rofl...
Well, if you come across any that can cook... let me know, please!
Welll.... my partner can cook brilliantly. :) Fortunatly for us as i am average at cooking.
We had his fire enriched curry tonight. I have a sore throat and i always ask him to make it extremely hot to burn my sore throat away. Works a treat everytime;)
ŠAmethyst
07-Sep-09, 13:12
Welll.... my partner can cook brilliantly. :) Fortunatly for us as i am average at cooking.
We had his fire enriched curry tonight. I have a sore throat and i always ask him to make it extremely hot to burn my sore throat away. Works a treat everytime;)
Then can I borrow him... just for his cooking skills of course - I will return him as soon as the cooker gets turned off!
Alice in Blunderland
07-Sep-09, 13:36
Then can I borrow him... just for his cooking skills of course - I will return him as soon as the cooker gets turned off!
Yeh right and we all believe that one. ;)
ŠAmethyst
07-Sep-09, 13:37
Yeh right and we all believe that one. ;)
My other half won't let me have any more pets! :p
Invisible
07-Sep-09, 13:48
Filling, but i do love chicken
bobbyrussell09
07-Sep-09, 16:12
how was ur tea ,talk about originality in a thread
ŠAmethyst
08-Sep-09, 11:13
how was ur tea ,talk about originality in a thread
It wasn't really about how our dinners were! lol :D So i did kinda see a glimer of originality... but there are so many people that don't seem to understand such twisted senses of humour.
I'm sure that I didn't really need to point that out, though... so... um... I'll see you around.
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