Kenn
26-Aug-09, 16:08
Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot do,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves,
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tommorow.
Help me always to give 100% at work,
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.
And remember.......
When I am having a bad day and it seems people are trying to wind me up,
It takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 to smile and ONLY 4 to extend my arm and smack some one in the mouth!
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves,
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tommorow.
Help me always to give 100% at work,
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.
And remember.......
When I am having a bad day and it seems people are trying to wind me up,
It takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 to smile and ONLY 4 to extend my arm and smack some one in the mouth!