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The Pepsi Challenge
10-Mar-06, 07:17
... on the whole I'd rather be in Wick.
She was charming and polite,
And was not of great height,
She married a tall Yankee,
Who took her across the sea,
She there lived her life,
As his wee Scottish wife,
And now she lies here,
The poor little dear!
Howld oan a wee meenad, what 'e PIN for Heaven?
beetlecrusher
10-Mar-06, 10:25
I told you I wasn't very well.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[lol]
Written in very small print
"If your reading this,
i'm looking up your skirt"
If there is a here-after, then her life is bliss
If there is not - well she made the most of this!
cuddlepop
10-Mar-06, 15:18
Gone but not forgotten,especially by the servive providers(they.d probably dig me up again just to make sure i'm really dead)[lol]
Praetorian
10-Mar-06, 18:37
Death is but a Door
Time is is just a Window
I'll be back
landmarker
10-Mar-06, 18:48
'life goes on within you and without you'
...or was it 'flows' I dunno. Better get it right before I book the stonemason eh?
2little2late
10-Mar-06, 18:49
Here lies a brilliant man. The world will be a lesser place without him.
landmarker
10-Mar-06, 18:54
Here lies a brilliant man. The world will be a lesser place without him.
Blimey! We are in the presence of greatness it seems.
2little2late
10-Mar-06, 19:02
Blimey! We are in the presence of greatness it seems.
We can all dream. [lol] [lol]
Tread Quietly - I'm Trying to Sleep
I Did Say My Back Was Killing Me, But Would You Believe Me??
tillygirl
10-Mar-06, 19:44
Whoo hoo what a ride!
Dog Warden
10-Mar-06, 20:27
There's free bags at the service point please use them!!
willowbankbear
10-Mar-06, 21:20
Always look on the bright side of life
Bobinovich
10-Mar-06, 23:11
My headstone would probably comprise a Start button which, when pressed, plays a Microsoft Shut Down WAV file which drifts off into a manic laugh for sheer badness!![smirk]
:eek:[para] Here lies an orger! [para]:eek:
"Game Over, now please press button 1 to vote Scorrie out of the Big Brother Coffin"
Cedric Farthsbottom III
10-Mar-06, 23:41
"Will the last one out.......please switch off the lights!!!!!":grin:
under this sod lies another
i think i would like something geeky.
I anticipate this...
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He thought rot, he spoke rot, he did rot.;)
Used to be "Top of the Heap" ...
Every witch way but loose
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.
"look over your shoulder!" lol
Her last words were "not just yet God, I have one more lab report to get in."
To quote Spike Milligan, "I told you I was ill"
Finally conked out - Do not restart. please!
U walked over me in life don't do it in death.
connieb19
13-Mar-06, 23:41
She always said her feet were killing her
but no-one believed her!! ;)
pultneytooner
13-Mar-06, 23:52
Remember man as you walk by, as you are now so once was I, as I am now, so you will be, so prepare for death and follow me.
Whitewater
14-Mar-06, 12:18
R.I.P. (Return if possible)
Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the Sands of Time.
R. I. P. (Reared In Poltney)
you haunted me in life now its my turn
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