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Dead easy lets see how long we can keep this post going!
Keep it clean -
Sitting on the cliff edge........
looking at the cold sea.....
His stump itched but he.....
BustedShoe2
12-Feb-06, 14:50
could not reach to scratch
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 14:58
he rubbed against a wall
He was busy concentrating on...
the enormous shooting star which....
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 15:18
seemed to be getting nearer[para]
telescope, for a closer look...
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 15:29
Stump...he Felt A Big......
Alice in Blunderland
12-Feb-06, 15:29
bang on his back he
Jumped in amazment to see
cuddlepop
12-Feb-06, 15:35
an amazing talking fish
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 15:38
clive..the amazing talking fish
cuddlepop
12-Feb-06, 15:38
THAT...IFORGOT IT WAS 5 sorry
clive..the amazing talking fish
Wearing a beret and a
bottom of the deep-blue sea...
:eek:Where they found a chest........
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 16:20
A very small chest.....but
'twas too heavy to lift...
They went to find clive's......
magic chest-unlocking underwater sonic screwdriver
I work at the Dounreay......
The Loafer
:confused::eek:It was the wrong screwdriver.........
he hit the chest and it.........
burst open to reveal a............
secret passageway which led down...
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 17:57
a shaft, he gasped myLordy, chavy bree..deek doon....
leg and it fell off
Quickly applying some super glue
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 18:01
Quickly applying some super gluebut it stuck to his.....
:confused:fingers, he called to Clive.............
Clive shouted - I cant because.....
:confused:I cant remember, what it............
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 18:43
is i'm supposed to do
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 19:11
I cant cos ma fins......keep getting in my way....:confused:
Try using your teeth to...
clive pulled with his mouth
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 19:21
clive pulled with his mouthBut his teeth fell out....
the teeth broke into millions.......
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 19:30
it to millions of eggsextra special eggs that go.....
[lol]fleurescent and change into allsorts...........
Alice in Blunderland
12-Feb-06, 19:54
The space beings latched onto...
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 20:04
then it grew another 1
the man thought cool, now............
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 20:06
i could use these extra
Alice in Blunderland
12-Feb-06, 20:07
legs to sprint into town....
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 20:08
which will make me run
And drink myself legless again
but first I have to..........
Alice in Blunderland
12-Feb-06, 20:20
master the camps karaoke where
Meet the king with clive.....
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 20:22
master the camps karaoke whereyou must meet in with.....
karaoke queen who is .....
Clives better half, she sings...........
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 20:30
Clives better half, she sings........... and she dances, and she.............
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 20:32
drinks like a fish....A round of applause for....
connie whos fighting the flab
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 20:46
which is a big achievement
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 20:47
And paris with her HUGE.........
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 20:49
cod fish gob which is
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 20:52
like no other gob i
singer in the camps apart.......
singer in the camps apart.......
from hairy boab the pirate
who split his drink on.........
caithnessgirl
12-Feb-06, 21:29
his old hairy mother's head...
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 21:34
went of in the huff
slipped on a banana and......
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 21:37
hit her head,........hey presto
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 21:40
is this dirty week nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
2little2late
12-Feb-06, 22:27
'tis the end of world.
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 22:29
but its really not the
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 22:30
end so we will continue
2little2late
12-Feb-06, 22:32
to pretend that it is
2little2late
12-Feb-06, 22:46
going to watch glasgow rangers
And come away crying.....
caithnessgirl
12-Feb-06, 22:51
team from back in 1981...
2little2late
12-Feb-06, 22:53
then you wake up and......
:confusedwhere she meets the Wickerman.......
realised they are rubbish....
2little2late
12-Feb-06, 23:00
his name is clive the.....
suddenly clive the fishy alien.....
the good looking one with...
turns into a big big ..............
2little2late
12-Feb-06, 23:10
three arms, one eye and
the good looking one with...
banana feet
cadburys creme eggs and any..............
2little2late
12-Feb-06, 23:15
women for their dinner and
2little2late
12-Feb-06, 23:16
one for their dinner and tea
connieb19
12-Feb-06, 23:29
fish n chips supper thenthe big fat greasy ape....
cheese burger and chips that he .....
picked up which connie dropped..........
hagars bar ..............
with who and doing what.....
with clive it was 12 o clock
clive turn back to a fish and....
2little2late
12-Feb-06, 23:49
swam back to the sea
with all the other fish....
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 23:51
then an atomic bomb blew
but he did'nt get far ........
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 23:52
or was it connies butt
teddybear1873
12-Feb-06, 23:53
that made a rumbling sound
clive did'nt know what to..........
he was scared he shouted ........
HELP HELP someone chasing me
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 00:11
came to the rescue and
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 00:12
shore where they got stoned
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 00:14
oot there heed as they
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 00:15
puffed away a few spliffs
Whitewater
13-Feb-06, 01:00
as they waited for chips
Cedric Farthsbottom III
13-Feb-06, 01:05
to start on the telly.
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 01:06
while they watched reporting scotland
reporting about missing fish fingers.....
wickerinca
13-Feb-06, 03:51
Twas Captain Birds Eye...the
ships is missing off Orkney
the orcadians were scoffing the
talking fish for their tea...
captain birdseyes was raging he......
said, " no more fish for you".
Alice in Blunderland
13-Feb-06, 14:49
he was so upset he....
started making chicken food but
the chickens needed the doctor
chicken hospital were the quacks
captain birdseye was beside himself........
maybe i should specialise in......
Captain cow eye steak burgers
and steak fingers but what.....
about clive where is clive ?????
captain steakeye started searching for........
wickerinca
13-Feb-06, 15:54
Hi is all by himself
but where could he be..........
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 16:06
is he on the hooch
here i am said clive.........
clive was sick over captain ..............
he thought that's it Hotpot...
until he realised that it ............
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 17:24
rot away so he thought
lassieinfife
13-Feb-06, 17:41
the bug eyed green monster.......
he kept taking the hooch.....
2little2late
13-Feb-06, 17:50
then saxovtr ran him down
skaterboy
13-Feb-06, 17:59
to somerfield to buy some..............
Alice in Blunderland
13-Feb-06, 18:05
Old Pultney and a little....
cold ham and banana custard....
skaterboy
13-Feb-06, 18:33
but he didn't have enough....
2little2late
13-Feb-06, 18:34
to shove up saxo's exhaust.
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 19:07
as he had a grudge
because the blue neons scared.....
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 19:24
him to death, so he
rubbish at five word stories
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 19:36
so he turned it into a ten worded story which
allowed greater flexibility in the creative process...so it did
now he could say more because he loved to gossip
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 19:44
which clive thought to himself is this story really a
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 19:46
story or is it a load of dung. so he
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 19:47
killed everyone in the story and killed himself
....THE END
no it aint its only the start
Phew, amazing!....that was some thread, anybody else enjoy it?
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 20:00
we need to do 1 with a proper plot with people from the org..a murder mystery or something like that. a 10 worded would b ok i think
wickerinca
13-Feb-06, 20:59
That was so much fun.....Came rushing home to see how it was going!! Let's start a new one!!:grin:
Yep that was my most popular post yet sorry for all the time I have wasted!
I agree we should do a themed one every once in a while..............
But titled ................
"Trinkie Monster" in the style of ................. a carry on film!
good one grantyg that should be a laugh trinkie monster lol
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