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04-Feb-09, 21:53
we came up with these one drunken night - these are the cleaner ones.
Just replace (X) with someones name.
Did you know that (X) is in the money
Yeah (X) struck oil when he/she put on high heels.
What happened when (X) tried to hang him/herself
The house collapsed
Why did (X) stare at his/her orange juice
cos the bottle said concentrate
why do surfers like (X) ?
you poke his/her belly and ride the waves
whats the difference between (X) and a half ton man
a ton
Why are ppl surprised at (X) footprints
Your no meant to leave footprints in concrete
why was (X) in the beauticians for 3 hours
he/she was waiting for an estimate
tumbleweed there it goes
why did Scotland receive water shortages in the summer of 1995
(X) had a bath.
why were the oil prices so high
(X) used his/her deep fat fryer
when (X) goes to the cinema he/she sits next to everyone
whats the difference between (X) and a tank
nothing.
whats the difference between (X) and the devil
the devil is hot
why does no-one go near (X)
its cheaper to go to seaworld
Just replace (X) with someones name.
Did you know that (X) is in the money
Yeah (X) struck oil when he/she put on high heels.
What happened when (X) tried to hang him/herself
The house collapsed
Why did (X) stare at his/her orange juice
cos the bottle said concentrate
why do surfers like (X) ?
you poke his/her belly and ride the waves
whats the difference between (X) and a half ton man
a ton
Why are ppl surprised at (X) footprints
Your no meant to leave footprints in concrete
why was (X) in the beauticians for 3 hours
he/she was waiting for an estimate
tumbleweed there it goes
why did Scotland receive water shortages in the summer of 1995
(X) had a bath.
why were the oil prices so high
(X) used his/her deep fat fryer
when (X) goes to the cinema he/she sits next to everyone
whats the difference between (X) and a tank
nothing.
whats the difference between (X) and the devil
the devil is hot
why does no-one go near (X)
its cheaper to go to seaworld