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joxville
14-Oct-08, 21:05
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that prove VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk........

a) Thanks, but I don't want to kiss you/sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

Julia
14-Oct-08, 21:18
Great stuff, very funny indeed and so true too! [lol]

golach
14-Oct-08, 22:32
Jox' some of them are difficult to say sober :eek: