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Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.
Example:
1st person: I wish I had a million euros.
2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.
I'll start.
I wish I was invisible.
porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 17:54
Granted. But so is everyone else!
I wish I was a multimillionairess. (predictable but hey, we're just getting started!)
Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.
Example:
1st person: I wish I had a million euros.
2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.
I'll start.
I wish I was invisible.
Granted.
But you remain that way forever and noone ever pays attention to you.
I wish I could fly.
Granted but you are sucked into a jet engine and end up as mince-meat
I wish I was thin
Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.
Example:
1st person: I wish I had a million euros.
2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.
I'll start.
I wish I was invisible.
I wish you weren't. Ooo that's corrupt. :0)
Granted..but how cold it must be in your nest at night.
I wish ... i was slimer ! (wishful thinking !)
Granted but you are sucked into a jet engine and end up as mince-meat
I wish I was thin
OK but you become a stick insect and get eaten by something big and nasty.
btw
remember you can't corrupt a wish without wishing for something else!
I wish I could think of something to wish for....
I wish I could think of something to wish for....
Granted.
You do and then someone corrupts it!
I wish I had a grand piano in my house.
granted.
But you trap your fingers in the lid and can't play ever again
I wish it was always sunny
granted.
But you trap your fingers in the lid and can't play ever again
I wish it was always sunny
Granted but you burn easily and soon look like a prune
I wish it would snow
granted - but school kids throw snow balls at your windows
I wish I was in Las Vegas!
Granted.... but you have no money to use in the casinos
I wish.... my motor bike hadnt blown up .
I wish I was in Las Vegas!
Granted... but you are homeless and penniless, forced to spend the rest of your life watching people throw thousands of dollars away for a quick thrill whilst you scrabble through dustbins for whatever you can find to eat.
I wish I had more time.
porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 18:32
Granted.... but you have no money to use in the casinos
I wish.... my motor bike hadnt blown up .
Granted! But then you sit on it and it blows up anyway!
I wish the world was made of chocolate!
porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 18:34
Granted... but you are homeless and penniless, forced to spend the rest of your life watching people throw thousands of dollars away for a quick thrill whilst you scrabble through dustbins for whatever you can find to eat.
I wish I had more time.
Granted! But you end up spending all of that extra time on caithness.org, go nuts, lose everything, end up in a mental institution where time carries on as normal for everyone else.
I wish unicorns were real.
Granted.. but your to big as it is !
I wish... i could be in caithness with my friends .
I wish unicorns were real.
Granted… but they are nasty creatures with mean tempers and they spend their lives hunting down humans and mercilessly skewering us on their horns.
I wish wishes were real.
porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 18:37
I wish... i could be in caithness with my friends .
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Granted! But the old folks home has shut now hon!!!
I wish there was no hate in the world. Ever!!
porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 18:39
Granted… but they are nasty creatures with mean tempers and they spend their lives hunting down humans and mercilessly skewering us on their horns.
You seriously are worrying jjc. lol.
I wish wishes were real.
Granted! But remember the time you wished the world would open up and swallow you whole!
granted.. but everyone keeps on saying i wish for every little thing and the world slowly crumbles to anarchy before everyone is blown to bits *G*
i wish for world peace!
guys remember to only reply to the last post each time so you don't break the chain......
I wish I had magic shoes.....
granted... but you are forced to dance until your feet are bloody stubs..
i wish for fame and fortune
granted but you become famous as a bank robber and end up in jail for the rest of your life
i wish i had x-ray vision.....
Granted. But it goes to your head and you lose everything you hold dear and don't realise it until you're too old to do anything about it.
I wish you joy in all you do.
Granted, then you have no Joy in anything that you do!
I wish i could breathe under water! :)
Granted but then you get eatting by a shark
I wish i would win the lottery rollover tonight !
Granted, then you have no Joy in anything that you do!
I wish i could breathe under water! :)
Granted, but the swimmer in front of you just farted!!
I wish farts never smelled.
Granted but then you get eatting by a shark
I wish i would win the lottery rollover tonight !
Granted but then you have to share it with 60,000,000 others.
I wish this thread was closed by the starter
Granted but you'll have to wait for 6 pages.
I wish I didn't have to corrupt Rheghead's wish.
Granted.
But then the thread goes wildly out of control and crashes the whole internet.
I wish I had a teleporter.....
granted but you are transported to bill gates who then takes out his personal vengence for crashing teh internet..
i wish i could get my two year old potty trained
Granted.
But then the thread goes wildly out of control and crashes the whole internet.
I wish I had a teleporter.....
Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lol
I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol
Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lol
I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol
Granted..but you must remain a fly until your squated.
I wish i could turn my childrens voice boxes off.
Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lol
I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol
Granted, but who wants to be a fly for the rest of his life?
I wish all tasty food was calorie free
Granted, but who wants to be a fly for the rest of his life?
I wish all tasty food was calorie free
Granted but it does'nt help you loose any weight
I wish i did'nt have to pay bills.
Granted....but then everything that you did have to pay bills for mysteriously disappears.
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head......
Granted but you can no longer use the eye in the front of your head.
I wish nobody ever new anything about money and it did'nt exist
Granted but you will have to walk backwards for the rest of your life.
I wish it would stop raining
Granted but you can no longer use the eye in the front of your head.
I wish nobody ever new anything about money and it did'nt exist
Granted. Hmm, that was a good one.
Perhaps we should finish on that pleasant thought.
I wish it could be true.
Granted.
But then you must pay for everything with cows and bags of grain.
I wish I was a ninja...
Turtle or tortiose ? you must take orders from your superior
I wish good health and happiness xxxx to all
landmarker
14-Jan-06, 23:02
they are real but concocted in your nightmares, you find yourself in a semi in Staines!
I wish I was twenty three again and better at football than Wayne Rooney .
Sorry - posted out of kilter thread moving fast!
funky-dunky
14-Jan-06, 23:13
granted but so does everyone esp me.
I wish i could find out what to do for my 16th and i also wish i could turn back time.
granted....time is turned back but as it turns out you now have 10 years to wait until your 16th birthday
oh oh i forgot my wish
I wish I had 4 hands.....
porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 23:26
Granted! But with that comes 4 feet, 4 heads and no room for any of the other - necessary - female or male organs!
I wish money did actually grow on trees!
Granted, then a big gust of wind comes and blows all the money away
i wish i had magical powers.
Granted
You do, but magic is fictional so your powers are too.
I wish to file a complaint.
porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 23:34
I wish to file a complaint.
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Granted! But you fall into the filing cabinet which is actually a black hole and you're sucked into an alternate universe and trapped there as a slave by spiggies magical powers.
I wish my dog wins crufts 2006.
I wish my dog wins crufts 2006.[/quote]
Sorry can't be granted as my dogs going to win it .
I wish the people on this forum would brighten up a bit
Granted! But you fall into the filing cabinet which is actually a black hole and you're sucked into an alternate universe and trapped there as a slave by spiggies magical powers.
I wish my dog wins crufts 2006.[/QUOTE]
Granted. But then your dog is kidnapped by a jealous runner-up owner and held at ransom for one million pounds! (to be said like Dr Evil)
I wish I had a bottle of wine in the fridge....
landmarker
15-Jan-06, 00:46
I wish Elaine drank red wine, she wouldn't need a fridge.
I wish it was saturday again tomorrow - weekends are too short.
I wish I had a roast beef butty 'cos I'm starvin'
I wish Elaine drank red wine, she wouldn't need a fridge.
I wish it was saturday again tomorrow - weekends are too short.
I wish I had a roast beef butty 'cos I'm starvin'
Granted-but because it was 40 minutes ago you are not hungry anymore.
I wish i was somewhere warm.
Granted but dont wish to many times you might get burnt
I wish some one would come and help me eat my left over turkey
Granted, but a mould spore growing on the inside of the turkey’s body cavity causes them to hallucinate. They come after you with the carving knife, convinced that you are an extra-terrestrial spy who has been sent to Earth to gather intelligence before the Mother Ship arrives for the invasion.
I wish that everybody had to walk a mile in the shoes of the person they most despise.
Granted, but a mould spore growing on the inside of the turkey’s body cavity causes them to hallucinate. They come after you with the carving knife, convinced that you are an extra-terrestrial spy who has been sent to Earth to gather intelligence before the Mother Ship arrives for the invasion.
I wish that everybody had to walk a mile in the shoes of the person they most despise.
Wish Granted--but you can never take those shoes off again,not ever.
I wish i could have something that i'm not allowed.
Wish granted but your still not getting it
I wish i didn't buy so much turkey .
Wish granted but your still not getting it
I wish i didn't buy so much turkey .
Wish granted--you can now buy a turkey each week without ever wishing you had'nt.
I wish i could still get what i'm not allowed.
Wish granted but still not allowed it
I wish that pooh pooh does'nt get there wish
Wish granted but still not allowed it
I wish that poo poo does'nt get there wish
:grin: Wish granted.....pooh pooh gets their wish!
I wish astra gets the runs after eating stale left over turkey.:Razz
Wish granted but it's going to come back on you three times worse
I wish my numbers came up in the lottrey tonight ..
Granted. but the next day the world blows up
I wish I could live forever....
wish granted but no one else does, so you're alone.
I wish for world peace
Granted. But as soon as we make peace with each other we are immediately attacked by a race of aliens wishing to harvest us all!!
I wish for intergalactic peace...
granted. but we are hit by a giant meteor which bounces from one planet to the other and we're all wiped out!
I wish for a quiet life.
Granted. But unfortunately you have gone deaf.
I wish I was on my summer holidays...
granted but you have to spend it in Caithness!
I wish for a new car
Granted its a lovely yellow skoda.
I wish i was lying on the sand under a palm tree.
Granted, but the tree falls on top of you and you are stuck underneath it for evermore!
I wish i could be an egal for a day
Granted but your left wing is broken.
I wish someone would sweep me off my feet.
Granted.........but someones plucked all your feathers out, and youve become dyslexic
I wish for Love and Light to be sent to everyone on Caithness.org
Granted but your left wing is broken.
I wish someone would sweep me off my feet.
Granted but it's a 80 year old with a big broom.
I wish I was th PM so I could change everything
Granted.........but someones plucked all your feathers out, and youve become dyslexic
I wish for Love and Light to be sent to everyone on Caithness.org
Granted but there's a major power cut and all the light goes out.
I wish the rain would go south and the sum would come north just a little bit.
Granted but it is nice and hot for everyone in caithness but there is a big rain cloud over you for the rest of your life.
i wish i could have an on call babysitter lol
Granted, but your phone breaks so you cant call her!
I wish that i could visit the rain forsest and see all the exotic creatures
porshiepoo
15-Jan-06, 16:44
Granted! But due to global warming the forest has all dried out, burnt down and theres now no animals.
I wish to be in a world of hi tech gadgetry and flying cars.
landmarker
15-Jan-06, 17:05
I wish that everybody had to walk a mile in the shoes of the person they most despise.
I wish nobody despised anyone. I dont think I do. Dislike is different.We should certainly walk a mile in someone's shoes before we insult them. That way they are at least a mile away, and barefoot.
I wish I hadn't told that old joke
connieb19
15-Jan-06, 17:10
I wish nobody despised anyone. I dont think I do. Dislike is different.We should certainly walk a mile in someone's shoes before we insult them. That way they are at least a mile away, and barefoot.
I wish I hadn't told that old jokeWish granted..but everyone remembers it and tells it too
I wish I didn't have a hangover today!!!
porshiepoo
15-Jan-06, 17:14
Wish granted..but everyone remembers it and tells it too
I wish I didn't have a hangover today!!!
Granted! But you go out tonight get completely sloshed and have a hangover tomorrow instead.
I wish we had robot servants.
connieb19
15-Jan-06, 17:18
Granted! But you go out tonight get completely sloshed and have a hangover tomorrow instead.
I wish we had robot servants.Ganted, but they go out of control and take over the whole world...
I wish I could have an all expeses paid for holiday to paradise!
Granted! But you go out tonight get completely sloshed and have a hangover tomorrow instead.
I wish we had robot servants.
granted but i have turned you in to my robot servant.
I wish i was a bird
porshiepoo
15-Jan-06, 17:19
I wish I could have an all expeses paid for holiday to paradise!
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Granted! But paradise is the afterlife.............
I wish I was 3 inches taller.
porshiepoo
15-Jan-06, 17:21
I wish i was a bird
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Granted! But you're a blonde bimbo bird.
I wish I could think of more wishes.
connieb19
15-Jan-06, 17:23
Granted! But paradise is the afterlife.............
I wish I was 3 inches taller.[/quote]Granted but you still have to wear the same clothes for ever and your not allowed to wax your legs!
I wish i was 3 inches taller too with waxed legs!
I wish i was 3 inches taller too with waxed legs!
Granted, but it's your head that's three inches longer!
I wish someone would invite me out to dinner - I'm fed up cooking!
connieb19
15-Jan-06, 17:51
Granted, but it's your head that's three inches longer!
I wish someone would invite me out to dinner - I'm fed up cooking!Wish granted, but you wish you'd stayed at home after tasting my cooking!!
I wish I could cook...lol
Wish granted, but you wish you'd stayed at home after tasting my cooking!!
I wish I could cook...lol
granted but now you have to cook a meal for the entire Wick Acadamy football team!
I wish My computer worked faster!
Granted, but it works so fast that you cant keep up with it
I wish i was an athelete and super fit!
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