wife

[rambo1978]

i have in my possesion 1 slightly used wife. she's good at menial tasks such as cooking,cleaning and the viewing of soap operas. she is not so good at crosswords or fixing vauxhall cavaliers. would be willing to trade for newer model. must be born circa 1986. no under 16's

[emma2901]

omg u must be jokin

[Fran]

I dont think you are allowed to sell livestock on here.!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rambo1978]

Lol Fran! ;)

[footie chick]

i have in my possesion 1 slightly used wife. she's good at menial tasks such as cooking,cleaning and the viewing of soap operas. she is not so good at crosswords or fixing vauxhall cavaliers. would be willing to trade for newer model. must be born circa 1986. no under 16's

Cavaliers are not worth fixing [lol]

[DRM]

Do you take part exchange?

[bodster]

CAN I HAVE MORE DETAILS

Whats her country of origin?
How many previous owners?
Does she have any body damage?
Is there any signs of leaks ?
Does it start first time in morning?
What extras does she come with?

Prob the most important question , HOW MUCH LUGGAGE DOES SHES COME WITH !!!!!


Iv a 83 model, and was wondering if you'd be willing to give cash with your "item"

Looking to get my money back so would be looking for about 70k or offers around that figure

[Solus]

Mileage and service history please ?

[rowan]

HI, IS SHE 2/STROKE OR FOUR. CAN WE SEE SOME PICTURES, AND DOES SHE START FIRST KICK,. [lol]

[golach]

Has she had all her inoculations? Does she have a pedigree? [lol]

[joxville]

Will you swap for a Black & Decker belt sander and bag of tangy sweets?

[2little2late]

More importantly does she cook, iron, hoover, sew, polish, tidy up, mow the lawn, decorate, wash the dishes etc. If so no wonder you are getting rid. Your sex life must be boring [lol]

[brokencross]

Don't think you'll get much joy, there seems to be a glut of that model around.
However on the plus side, they are cheaper and more reliable to run than the newer models.