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.....then try this:
http://www.sjsu.edu/faculty/scott.rice/blfc2008.htm
Sapphire2803
14-Aug-08, 15:41
I love this...
Leopold looked up at the arrow piercing the skin of the dirigible with a sort of wondrous dismay -- the wheezy shriek was just the sort of sound he always imagined a baby moose being beaten with a pair of accordions might make.
This was my favourite, from the Vile Puns:
The Jones family held their annual family reunion on Easter going through over six dozen spiral-cut, hickory-smoked hams and several bottles of a fine Australian shiraz, before Farmer Jones, the head of the family, took the leavings back to Manor Farm to slop Napoleon and his other champion hogs but the seventy-six ham bones fed the pig's tirade.
George Brims
15-Aug-08, 01:03
Hilarious. Except for the really painful ones....
Green_not_greed
15-Aug-08, 19:30
Hilarious. I'll find it difficult to listen to an accordian again without thinking of antlers......
I love this... Leopold looked up at the arrow piercing the skin of the dirigible with a sort of wondrous dismay -- the wheezy shriek was just the sort of sound he always imagined a baby moose being beaten with a pair of accordions might make.
That is sooooo funny!!
percy toboggan
15-Aug-08, 20:06
Er...no.
Actually I didn't.
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