teenybash
10-Aug-08, 15:31
McPherson had a bonnie wee dug,
an' it was very sma'
It lifted up it's bonnie wee leg,
and peed against the wa'
When it saw the steam arise,
it thocht is was a fire,
So lifted up its other wee leg
an' peed a wee bit higher.
When it saw this wis nae use,
it turned right roon aboot,
an lifted up its bonnie wee tail,
an' blew the damn thing oot!!
an' it was very sma'
It lifted up it's bonnie wee leg,
and peed against the wa'
When it saw the steam arise,
it thocht is was a fire,
So lifted up its other wee leg
an' peed a wee bit higher.
When it saw this wis nae use,
it turned right roon aboot,
an lifted up its bonnie wee tail,
an' blew the damn thing oot!!