plasticjock
19-Jul-08, 13:57
1: We get off sinking ships first.
2: We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3: When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.
4: Our boyfriends' clothes look elfin and gorgeous on us -- they look like complete idiots in ours.
5: We can be groupies.
6: Male groupies are stalkers.
7: We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
8: Men die sooner, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9: We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10: We can hug our friends without wondering if they think we're gay.
11: We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay.
12: We know the truth about whether size matters.
13: New lipstick equals a whole new lease on life.
14: Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
15: It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
16: We don't break wind to amuse ourselves.
17: If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
18: We can congratulate a team-mate without ever touching her bum.
19: If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
20: We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
21: We have the ability to dress ourselves.
22: We have an excuse to be totally cranky at least once a month.
23: We can talk to people of the opposite sex without automatically picturing them naked.
24: If we date someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25: We will never regret piercing our ears.
26: There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
27: We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
28: Men: No Shirt, No Service…..Women: No Shirt, Free Drinks
29: If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
30. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
31: Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
32: Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
33: If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
34: It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.
35: Women have total control over their eyebrows.
36: Women don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.
37: No clearing our throat at sad movies.
38: He will NEVER know how many times you faked it.
39: Anything you do with your mouth (besides talking) will get his attention, even if done badly.
40: Power. Governments crumble over what's under your skirt. Men risk their jobs, reputations and homes for it. The world is run on it. It's currency.
2: We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3: When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.
4: Our boyfriends' clothes look elfin and gorgeous on us -- they look like complete idiots in ours.
5: We can be groupies.
6: Male groupies are stalkers.
7: We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
8: Men die sooner, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9: We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10: We can hug our friends without wondering if they think we're gay.
11: We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay.
12: We know the truth about whether size matters.
13: New lipstick equals a whole new lease on life.
14: Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
15: It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
16: We don't break wind to amuse ourselves.
17: If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
18: We can congratulate a team-mate without ever touching her bum.
19: If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
20: We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
21: We have the ability to dress ourselves.
22: We have an excuse to be totally cranky at least once a month.
23: We can talk to people of the opposite sex without automatically picturing them naked.
24: If we date someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25: We will never regret piercing our ears.
26: There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
27: We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
28: Men: No Shirt, No Service…..Women: No Shirt, Free Drinks
29: If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
30. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
31: Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
32: Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
33: If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
34: It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.
35: Women have total control over their eyebrows.
36: Women don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.
37: No clearing our throat at sad movies.
38: He will NEVER know how many times you faked it.
39: Anything you do with your mouth (besides talking) will get his attention, even if done badly.
40: Power. Governments crumble over what's under your skirt. Men risk their jobs, reputations and homes for it. The world is run on it. It's currency.