Another joke for you

[moose and Lindsay]

This joke made me laugh for ages, it is really funny, here goes

A man and his wife were lying fast asleep in bed, when there was a knock at the door

Man said "who can that be at this time of night, it is 3.30am"

Wife says "go and see who it is"

So the man got up and went to the door, and there was a man standing there and he said

"Hi is there any chance of a push??"

The man replied "No do you know what the time is?, Now get lost" and slammed the door

When he got back upstairs his wife asked "who was it" and he replied "some man wanting a push and i just told him to get lost"

The mans wife couldn't believe how misrable he was, she said "last week when u broke down u went to someones door and asked them for a push and they helped you, so why can't you help him"

"ok" he replied and got dressed

He went downstairs to the door opened it and shouted out "HELLO ARE YOU STILL THERE"??

And a voice replied "YES"

"DO YOU STILL NEED A PUSH" he shouted

The man shouted "YES"

"WHERE ARE YOU I CAN'T SEE YOU ITS TOO DARK"

And the man replied "OVER HERE ON THE SWINGS"

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[willowbankbear]

NOt bad Moose & Lynsay, not bad.
Best one i heard this week was .Q. "Have ye seen at new film ,Constipation??"
A. Its not oot yet!!!!!

well its only Saturday, Morejokes through the week folks

[Kenn]

Two bats were hanging around on a cavern roof. Albert swivels towards Percy and says, "Hey, does the thought of getting old and dying bother you?" Percival dangles about a bit and then replies, "No I'm not at all concerned about getting old , death doesn't worry be a bit but I could be concerned about incontinence!"

[peddomcgrory]

heard them before on mickeys forum

http://www..com/forum/index.php?mforum=mickeymonk

[lizzie]

Possibly copycats then!!