dellwak
22-Apr-08, 20:49
Let me introduce you to the Maxikat (Maximillien Moggyfeliniapuss).
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3849/maxibedzb2.png
The maxikat has developed a survival instinct which is perhaps novel in the animal kingdom.
The maxikat has become a parasitic life form. Unlike other parasites which live off their hosts leavings, sometimes even causing harm to these hosts, the maxikat has found a way of controlling his hosts in order to gain maximum output for minimum input.
The host of choice for the maxikat are members of the Dellwak family (Naivius Gormlessius) who, because of their ease of manipulation, are an ideal target for the maxikats chosen way of life.
His methods of control are worth a mention here.
The maxikat has found that if he lays on his back with all four legs in the air and makes his eyes big and round, it will only be a matter of minutes before any dellwak in the area will get down on its knees and start stroking the maxikats belly. Once the dellwak is there, the maxikat has its full attention and can do with him what he will – demand a play session, demand food etc.
Any reader wishing to witness this highly successful control method can click on the following link. But be warned – the dellwak is not the only life form susceptible to this trick.
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9374/fatmax1sw0.jpg (http://forum.caithness.org/go.php?url=http://forum.caithness.org/go.php?url=http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9374/fatmax1sw0.jpg)
The strangest result from this form of manipulation is that the dellwaks actually believe that they are the dominant life forms in this relationship. Although this phenomenon works excellently to the advantage of the maxicat, it is in fact a fallacy.
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3849/maxibedzb2.png
The maxikat has developed a survival instinct which is perhaps novel in the animal kingdom.
The maxikat has become a parasitic life form. Unlike other parasites which live off their hosts leavings, sometimes even causing harm to these hosts, the maxikat has found a way of controlling his hosts in order to gain maximum output for minimum input.
The host of choice for the maxikat are members of the Dellwak family (Naivius Gormlessius) who, because of their ease of manipulation, are an ideal target for the maxikats chosen way of life.
His methods of control are worth a mention here.
The maxikat has found that if he lays on his back with all four legs in the air and makes his eyes big and round, it will only be a matter of minutes before any dellwak in the area will get down on its knees and start stroking the maxikats belly. Once the dellwak is there, the maxikat has its full attention and can do with him what he will – demand a play session, demand food etc.
Any reader wishing to witness this highly successful control method can click on the following link. But be warned – the dellwak is not the only life form susceptible to this trick.
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9374/fatmax1sw0.jpg (http://forum.caithness.org/go.php?url=http://forum.caithness.org/go.php?url=http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9374/fatmax1sw0.jpg)
The strangest result from this form of manipulation is that the dellwaks actually believe that they are the dominant life forms in this relationship. Although this phenomenon works excellently to the advantage of the maxicat, it is in fact a fallacy.