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Have been looking at for sale post for cars and was wondering why people put lady owner in the add, Why??
It doesn't make me think that the car has been treated any better than if a male owned the car. What you think on this?
orkneylass
05-Feb-08, 18:21
Women are considered safer drivers...but sometimes we are pretty poor at maintenance!!! So I would not take it as a recommendation. We bought a car 15 months ago only owned by ladies and the engine was choked up - looked as if the oil had never been changed. It was a disaster
Have been looking at for sale post for cars and was wondering why people put lady owner in the add, Why??
It doesn't make me think that the car has been treated any better than if a male owned the car. What you think on this?
It is just another way of telling you it has a vanity mirror behind the sun visor.
It's all about stereotyping 'one lady owner..only used for trips to church on Sunday'
Mind you, my father-in-law was a church minister and drove like a lunatic!:lol:
It is just another way of telling you it has a vanity mirror behind the sun visor.
Thats made my night
they alwayz put lady owner because they no men thrash the life out of it:lol::lol:
Aye, they dont put extras on and soop up the engines. Have you ever noticed that if your side by side at a traffic light with a man and you inch forward even a fraction, the man will rev his engine and inch up ahead of you, it never fails when i do it. [lol]
bobandag16
06-Feb-08, 10:59
Have been looking at for sale post for cars and was wondering why people put lady owner in the add, Why??
It doesn't make me think that the car has been treated any better than if a male owned the car. What you think on this?
they have smaller feet. smell nicer. gentle touch. do not slam the doors. dont mess with the engine.:)
Sapphire2803
06-Feb-08, 11:19
We don't pick our nose at the traffic lights....
What do men do with what they've picked??......:eek:
Yeuch!! :lol:
lol a woman passed us yesterday and i swear she couldnt of gotten her finger any further up her nose if she tried[disgust]..............so its not just the men :eek:
Have been looking at for sale post for cars and was wondering why people put lady owner in the add, Why??
It doesn't make me think that the car has been treated any better than if a male owned the car. What you think on this?
because some people are daft enought to believe that women only drive at 40 mile per hour and are so canny on their cars:roll:
Sapphire2803
06-Feb-08, 14:10
lol a woman passed us yesterday and i swear she couldnt of gotten her finger any further up her nose if she tried[disgust]..............so its not just the men :eek:
Sssssshhhhhhh
Don't tell them that!
Isn't it amazing how many people think they can't be seen when they're in their car?!
I don't know how anyone could ever get bored in a traffic jam on the motorway! Nose pickers, Wannabe singers and dancers and if all else fails you can wind the window down and listen to the argument in the car behind you...
Have been looking at for sale post for cars and was wondering why people put lady owner in the add, Why??
It doesn't make me think that the car has been treated any better than if a male owned the car. What you think on this?
Well it should. It is statistically proven that women drivers are safer and less demanding on the vehicles they drive. Insurance companies reflect this in the prices they charge women versus men. Likewise statistically a car driven by a woman would be expected to be in a better shape than another the same age and driven by a man. It does not mean there are no girl racers or men who treat their cars really well. It just means that the likelyhood of either is less.
lol a woman passed us yesterday and i swear she couldnt of gotten her finger any further up her nose if she tried[disgust]..............so its not just the men :eek:
I seen a female taxi driver this morning in Thurso parked up outside the 99p shop nearly dislocated her brain picking her nose. she made eye contact with me and just had this face like a rabbit in car headlights, hope that she had a waterproof watch on
[quote=Sapphire2803;335289]We don't pick our nose at the traffic lights....
What do men do with what they've picked??......:eek:
proberly leave little bogey balls on the dash board to go crusty and fall off
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Sapphire2803
06-Feb-08, 17:14
[quote=Sapphire2803;335289]We don't pick our nose at the traffic lights....
What do men do with what they've picked??......
proberly leave little bogey balls on the dash board to go crusty and fall off
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The idea (and the mental image) are just gross.. Euch!!!
So why did I laugh so much?? :lol:
I was a teenager amongst a crowd of car mad lads, and it was very much a case of show and interest or be lonely.
It has held me in good stead as woe betide the garage mechanic who thinks he can make a big job out of a wee fault, as 9 times out of ten I know exactly what is wrong with the car.
I even mark the plugs with nail varnish before a service so I would know if the plugs have been replaced or just looked at and put back!
I can drive anything from a tractor to an artic with a 70ft trombone trailer, and when my hubbie was in hospital his ward companions used to tell him the "girlie racer" was on her way in at visiting time.
[quote=Sapphire2803;335289]We don't pick our nose at the traffic lights....
What do men do with what they've picked??......:eek:
proberly leave little bogey balls on the dash board to go crusty and fall off
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Hardly mucgh worse than the hoorible smell one gets in a car with a smoker and as far as I can see there are many more women than men in this category!
xx_chickie
07-Feb-08, 18:44
Statistically, women have less accidents than men therefore better condition...I said "statistically" ;)
northener
07-Feb-08, 22:55
That's all very well, but girls can't drive.....because they're girls;)
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That's all very well, but girls can't drive.....because they're girls;)
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Is that similar to men can't ask for directions..because they are pompous?;)
Statistically, women have less accidents than men therefore better condition...I said "statistically"
Women have less accidents than men but see thousands more. :Razz
I have nothing against women drivers; they're just like any other normal... psychopath. :Razz
Tubthumper
11-Feb-08, 21:33
Oh God forbid that I should have
To buy a car of second-hand
And if that fate should come to me
Be it from a bloke and not womanned
These lassies who in traffic jams
With make-up mirror must make fidget
And investigate their brain-cells
Up nose full-inserted digit
If I'm broke and seeking transport
Think of woman driver jokes
Horror seen at traffic lights, please
Save me from that burd that smokes
Why the endless mirror checking
Age concern in last ten mins
Going grey in thirty seconds
Wrinkles or a double chins?
What do ladies do with product
Dug from deepest nose recess
Where do bogies gather crusty
Wherefore do they leave their mess
Men, just check in glove compartment
In the car of girl so hot
Looks just like epoxy resin
Actually it's solid snot
What of gaseous discharge problems
Girlies do not leave a smell?
Hah! I've seen and sensed the output
Lady owner? Farmyard hell!
Never tinker with the motor
Never check or fill with oil
Wonder where the steam comes out of
Empty radiators boil
Going backwards? Use the mirror
Check mascara and eyebrow
Wait till bollard meets your bumper
You're back far enough - Kapow!
Men! The burds ain't careful drivers
Don't believe the girly hype
Stay away from adverts claiming
Careful lady? Load of tripe
northener
11-Feb-08, 22:46
Oh God forbid that I should have
To buy a car of second-hand
And if that fate should come to me
Be it from a bloke and not womanned
These lassies who in traffic jams
With make-up mirror must make fidget
And investigate their brain-cells
Up nose full-inserted digit
If I'm broke and seeking transport
Think of woman driver jokes
Horror seen at traffic lights, please
Save me from that burd that smokes
Why the endless mirror checking
Age concern in last ten mins
Going grey in thirty seconds
Wrinkles or a double chins?
What do ladies do with product
Dug from deepest nose recess
Where do bogies gather crusty
Wherefore do they leave their mess
Men, just check in glove compartment
In the car of girl so hot
Looks just like epoxy resin
Actually it's solid snot
What of gaseous discharge problems
Girlies do not leave a smell?
Hah! I've seen and sensed the output
Lady owner? Farmyard hell!
Never tinker with the motor
Never check or fill with oil
Wonder where the steam comes out of
Empty radiators boil
Going backwards? Use the mirror
Check mascara and eyebrow
Wait till bollard meets your bumper
You're back far enough - Kapow!
Men! The burds ain't careful drivers
Don't believe the girly hype
Stay away from adverts claiming
Careful lady? Load of tripe
We've obviously bought cars off the same woman......
Nice to hear from you, Tubs - I thought you were dead!
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Sapphire2803
11-Feb-08, 23:20
That's all very well, but girls can't drive.....because they're girls;)
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Is that a challenge? ;)
Mind you I can't drive at the mo..... I don't have a car!
xx_chickie
12-Feb-08, 12:51
Women have less accidents than men but see thousands more.
I have nothing against women drivers; they're just like any other normal... psychopath. :Razz
...:lol: men are just jealous!
Tubthumper
12-Feb-08, 13:23
We've obviously bought cars off the same woman......
Nice to hear from you, Tubs - I thought you were dead!
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I have returned, good Northerner
I thank you for your wishes
Not dead am I, no longer quiet
Have not joined the fishes
Rhyming gland was dried up but
Has now returned to flow
Unless the .org don't want me, then
With tear in eye I'll go
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