AAAAhhhhhhhh

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

The Ads between programmes
They seem so sublime
A new toy to buy
That covers ye in slime

Or are ye over fifty
Then insurance we can supply
For if yer no over fifty
Then oor call centres will deny

Adverts show ye horses waves for Guiness
Or cobbled streets for Hovis Bread
Or Michelins better than Bridgewater
For that Tyre with all weather tread

The Army is advertising now
Just wait,next it'll be the Navy
But the best advert of my all time is.........
AAAAhhhhhh Bisto its for the GRAVY:lol::lol:

[Anne x]

Walking in the Air with Irn Bru
sights to behold for me and you
Special K to loose some inches
Easter Eggs to gain the inches

Foodstores with Celebs galore
to buy there products eh no more !!!
Sheilas wheels and the boy with the scooter
should be banned and seen no more !!![lol]

[Angela]

If you watch daytime TV
Oh my goodness! och an' ee!

Do I have too many loans?
"Picture" will sort out my moans!

Or if I have had some stumbles
There's compensation for my grumbles.

Life insurance is to hand
And Stannah stairlifts must be grand!

Adjustabeds would be just fine
And sofas now for THREE NINE NINE!

Farmfoods too -that must be sound
Lots of goodies for ONE POUND!

Goodbye now, I have to dash -
Must be off to spend my cash! ;) :roll: