Saveman
13-Nov-07, 18:51
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a
private club after exercising. Suddenly a mobile on
one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the
following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the hypermarket. I
just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!!
Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only £1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
the 2008 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the
salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since
we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only £60,000 ... "
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank
account and ... I stopped by the estate agent this
morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's
on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden,
acre of park area, beachfront property ... "
"How much are they asking?"
"Only £450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we
have that much in the bank to cover ... "
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid £420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye ... I do too ... "
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his
hand and asks all those present, "Okay... who's phone is
this?"
private club after exercising. Suddenly a mobile on
one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the
following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the hypermarket. I
just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!!
Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only £1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
the 2008 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the
salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since
we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only £60,000 ... "
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank
account and ... I stopped by the estate agent this
morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's
on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden,
acre of park area, beachfront property ... "
"How much are they asking?"
"Only £450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we
have that much in the bank to cover ... "
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid £420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye ... I do too ... "
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his
hand and asks all those present, "Okay... who's phone is
this?"