trinkie
10-Oct-07, 11:24
Whilst reading the Groat one morning in July 1932,
I noticed an advert for Fred Shearer's latest line in corsets.
I simply must have one ! So I wrote this letter -
Dear Mr Shearer,
I'd like to be the wearer of one your Corsets done in pink.
There's one at 6/11 that would make me feel like Heaven -
when I wash it are you sure it wouldn't shrink?
I see it's fully guaranteed, so on that we are agreed
I can change it if it's not up to scratch. On second consideration
to enhance my figuration – do you have a brassiere that would match?
I am blessed with a fuller figure, dont send 'smaller' but a wee bit bigger,
as my comfort and ease come first to mind.
Put both items on your books – I'm so fussy 'boot ma looks
Then I'll send a cheque next week
You're very kind !
Yours faithfully
trinkie
I noticed an advert for Fred Shearer's latest line in corsets.
I simply must have one ! So I wrote this letter -
Dear Mr Shearer,
I'd like to be the wearer of one your Corsets done in pink.
There's one at 6/11 that would make me feel like Heaven -
when I wash it are you sure it wouldn't shrink?
I see it's fully guaranteed, so on that we are agreed
I can change it if it's not up to scratch. On second consideration
to enhance my figuration – do you have a brassiere that would match?
I am blessed with a fuller figure, dont send 'smaller' but a wee bit bigger,
as my comfort and ease come first to mind.
Put both items on your books – I'm so fussy 'boot ma looks
Then I'll send a cheque next week
You're very kind !
Yours faithfully
trinkie