trinkie
09-Oct-07, 20:58
Two Two's an' a Fish
by W T Lyall.
If yur walkin doon Bexley, ye'd smell chips more than lekely,
Chon Cormack sells chips ye'll no beit,
Ye'll no get ade cheiper, kept warm in newspeiper,
Or sit doon, an ades served on a pleit.
If yur shoppin too leit, an feelin' clean beit,
An ye ken 'at ye hevna much time,
'At beeg chuicy steak will chuist hev till wait,
Two two's an' a fish'll do fine.
Thurs toffs feh afar, drive up in beeg cars,
They live in beeg hooses wi trees!
Ye'll chuist aboot hear, fit they say in Chon's ear,
Two two's an a fish if you please.
An' now we've cheinged venue, far thurs more on ai menu
Black Pudding an pies if ye wish,
Wur cheinging wur ways, cos gone are ai days,
When ye ordered two two's an a fish.
by W T Lyall.
If yur walkin doon Bexley, ye'd smell chips more than lekely,
Chon Cormack sells chips ye'll no beit,
Ye'll no get ade cheiper, kept warm in newspeiper,
Or sit doon, an ades served on a pleit.
If yur shoppin too leit, an feelin' clean beit,
An ye ken 'at ye hevna much time,
'At beeg chuicy steak will chuist hev till wait,
Two two's an' a fish'll do fine.
Thurs toffs feh afar, drive up in beeg cars,
They live in beeg hooses wi trees!
Ye'll chuist aboot hear, fit they say in Chon's ear,
Two two's an a fish if you please.
An' now we've cheinged venue, far thurs more on ai menu
Black Pudding an pies if ye wish,
Wur cheinging wur ways, cos gone are ai days,
When ye ordered two two's an a fish.