rockchick
07-Oct-07, 11:30
This is the way it should be:
I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and you get out that way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better everyday until they kick you out for being too healthy.
You then collect your pension and when you start working, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, are generally promiscuous, and you get ready for high school.
You go to primary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, and you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, your room gets bigger every day, and then you finish off life as an orga5m!
I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and you get out that way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better everyday until they kick you out for being too healthy.
You then collect your pension and when you start working, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, are generally promiscuous, and you get ready for high school.
You go to primary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, and you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, your room gets bigger every day, and then you finish off life as an orga5m!