fixin valves.

[johno]

Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted
the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side,
waiting for the service manager.
Morris, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey DeBakey . .
. . Is dat you ? Come over here a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was working
on a car.
Morris in a loud voice,that all could hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. fancy
doctor, look at this work. I also take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts,
and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big
bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?"
DeBakey, very embarrassed, walked away, and said softly, to Morris . . . "Try
doing your work with the engine running." [lol]