johno
29-Aug-07, 16:55
A very drunk man walks into a nightclub and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walks over to her, places his hand up her skirt and begins fondling her leg. Instantly, she jumps up and slaps him silly.
"I'm sorry," the drunk stammers. "I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable ass screams the woman.
"That's funny," he mutters back. "You sound exactly like her, too."
"I'm sorry," the drunk stammers. "I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable ass screams the woman.
"That's funny," he mutters back. "You sound exactly like her, too."