dumb blonde

[nanoo]

:lol:A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying "Ehh... 23!".
The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot three!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Stephanie".
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that!" replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'" [lol]

[angela5]

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde: I can't seem to get the door unlocked.
Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top is down.
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[nanoo]

yes angela5 i liked that a lot. [lol]

[Billy Boy]

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

[angela5]

What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? "Oh look, donut seeds."

[angela5]

How to keep a dumb blonde occupied:
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[anneoctober]

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Angela5 , why are you playing MY game?? [lol] ;)