johno
27-Aug-07, 12:22
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, barman."
The barman follows the man's order and says, "That will be £28.56 please."
The drunk says he has no money, and the barman slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the barman. Again, the barman follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money. So the barman slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone except the barman.
The barman says, "What, no drink for me?"
"Oh, no. You get violent when you drink......[lol].....[lol]
The barman follows the man's order and says, "That will be £28.56 please."
The drunk says he has no money, and the barman slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the barman. Again, the barman follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money. So the barman slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone except the barman.
The barman says, "What, no drink for me?"
"Oh, no. You get violent when you drink......[lol].....[lol]