trix
24-Aug-07, 17:40
pupils were sat in e classroom when e teacher asked them what e fastest thing in e world wis.
1st pupil said light, when he turns e switch, e light is on before he hes even taken his finger off.
2nd pupil said a thought, a thought can pop intil yer heid before ye'v even hed a chance til think.
3rd pupil says a blink. a blink o e eye is e fastest thing as ye do it withoot even realisin.
litle johnny steps up and says its definately e diarrhoea.
when asked til explain himsel, he says he hed e diarrhoea last nite and before he could think, blink or even turn e light on, it was half way doon his leig!! [lol]
1st pupil said light, when he turns e switch, e light is on before he hes even taken his finger off.
2nd pupil said a thought, a thought can pop intil yer heid before ye'v even hed a chance til think.
3rd pupil says a blink. a blink o e eye is e fastest thing as ye do it withoot even realisin.
litle johnny steps up and says its definately e diarrhoea.
when asked til explain himsel, he says he hed e diarrhoea last nite and before he could think, blink or even turn e light on, it was half way doon his leig!! [lol]