peedie man
16-Aug-07, 21:35
An Australian Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the truck. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of the truck and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."
The manager says, "Ok, there's a rifle behind the seat, take it & shoot the pig in the head, then you'll be able to remove him."
A couple of minutes later the farm hand calls back, "I did what you said boss, took the rifle, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't drive the truck.
"Now what's the problem?" raged the Manager.
"Well boss, the flashing blue light of his motorbike is jammed under the right-front wheel arch. ... .... you still there Boss?"
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the truck. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of the truck and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."
The manager says, "Ok, there's a rifle behind the seat, take it & shoot the pig in the head, then you'll be able to remove him."
A couple of minutes later the farm hand calls back, "I did what you said boss, took the rifle, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't drive the truck.
"Now what's the problem?" raged the Manager.
"Well boss, the flashing blue light of his motorbike is jammed under the right-front wheel arch. ... .... you still there Boss?"