johno
31-Jul-07, 22:40
It’s 3:30 AM. This dentist, overburdened during his regular office hours, is working on into the wee hours readying some moulds. Suddenly, there is a whanging and banging at his door. Bang bang bang! And a man’s voice: “Doc, you gotta help me! Doc, please open up, open the door, Doc, c’mon this is an emergency, P-LEEEEZE Doc, help me!!!”
So the dentist goes to the door, looks through the peephole, sees the guy is,n’t a thug or carrying a knife, just a bloke who is clearly upset and distraught. So the dentist opens the door just enough to talk to the hysterical man, and the guy launches into the “You gotta help me, Doc, it’s an emergency, please, please, help me!” And the dentist says, “What’s wrong, what’s the emrgency?” And the hysterical guy says, “I need you to help me, Doc: I think I’m a moth!”
“A what?”
“A moth!”
“You think you’re a moth?”
“Yes, that’s it, you got it, a moth!”
And the dentist says, “Well what the hell are you coming to me for? You need a psychiatrist! What brings you to my office at 3:30 in the morning?”
“Your light was on.” [lol] [lol]
So the dentist goes to the door, looks through the peephole, sees the guy is,n’t a thug or carrying a knife, just a bloke who is clearly upset and distraught. So the dentist opens the door just enough to talk to the hysterical man, and the guy launches into the “You gotta help me, Doc, it’s an emergency, please, please, help me!” And the dentist says, “What’s wrong, what’s the emrgency?” And the hysterical guy says, “I need you to help me, Doc: I think I’m a moth!”
“A what?”
“A moth!”
“You think you’re a moth?”
“Yes, that’s it, you got it, a moth!”
And the dentist says, “Well what the hell are you coming to me for? You need a psychiatrist! What brings you to my office at 3:30 in the morning?”
“Your light was on.” [lol] [lol]