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Billy Boy
28-Jul-07, 20:47
Johno is in bed sleeping when there's a knock..knock on the door.
He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning.” I’m not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there's a man standing there. It didn't take Johno long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three and I was in bed," says Johno as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says Johno "It doesn't matter," says the wife.” He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So Johno gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere,
He shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing." [lol]

laguna2
28-Jul-07, 20:49
[lol] Brilliant:lol:

anneoctober
28-Jul-07, 23:06
Johno is in bed sleeping when there's a knock..knock on the door.
He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning.” I’m not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there's a man standing there. It didn't take Johno long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three and I was in bed," says Johno as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says Johno "It doesn't matter," says the wife.” He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So Johno gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere,
He shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing." [lol]
THIS is my kind of humour, bring it on Billy Boy.........I await Johno's reply with great delight...................:evil

helenwyler
28-Jul-07, 23:41
Love it![lol]

johno
29-Jul-07, 10:29
I like it Billyboy. My reply is just a joke ,no offence, were not goin to make a war of it. [lol] [lol]