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Saveman
10-Jul-07, 17:15
There was a young man from Leeds,
Who ate a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour his nose was a flower,
and his head was a garden of weeds!
Billy Boy
10-Jul-07, 20:50
A love-sick young barn-owl in Kew
Had a pretty young she-owl in view.
He twittered, "I oughter
Endeavor to court 'er
But I don't have enough wit to woo!":lol:
johno
11-Jul-07, 15:50
[quote=Saveman;240115]There was a young man from Leeds,
Who ate a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour his nose was a flower,
and his head was a garden of weeds![/quote
i got a completely different version of this, but i got in enough trouble posting stuff close to the edge. :evil [disgust]