View Full Version : Some health related jokes

15-Oct-21, 13:09
"I’ve just got back from the hospital. They reckon I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis but it's hard to say."

"My mate dislocated his shoulder when he tripped and fell into a vat of invisible ink.
He’s in the hospital right now waiting to be seen."

"Had to go for my eye test this morning. Got told I'd gone colour blind. That came like a bolt out of the orange."

"I accidentally swiped my donor card instead of my debit card today.

My shopping cost me an arm and a leg"