An ode to Caithness.org

[Rheghead]

An Ode to Caithness.org

A dominion of opinion
is Caithness.org.
Where we joust with Faust
until we are bored.

We login, we're bloggin'
to our hearts content.
They can bruise our views
but we won't relent.

Biopics and new topics,
they are so enthralling.
The pokes and the jokes?
Some are appalling.

Chauvinism and Southernism,
We've seen 'em all here.
Tis sexism 'n' racism
that snags my little ear.

Some issues need tissues,
like a pet wi' nae hame.
God Bless Liz and her Biz,
She puts us to shame.

A Wicker will bicker,
"A butcher's to close!"
A Thirsa will curse 'er,
"Well, we get a dose!"

False prophets and bad poets,
They've all had their day.
Old gurners and young learners,
must 'ave their say.

We angle our wrangle,
To our way of thinking.
We refute and dispute,
Until we are sinking!

We clash and we slash,
wi' words of our making.
We mood and we feud.
Last word is for 'e taking.

We type all the hype
though none is worth reading.
We boast and we roast.
We've all come off bleeding.

Bill Fernie, Niall Fernie,
"We will nae profane!"
Col Manson the handsome,
"Please, dinnae ban me again!"

Thank you for getting this far.

[George Brims]

Rheg head wrote:

>Thank you for getting this far.

Actually, I didn't. I skipped to the bottom to see if there was a punchline. :D

[katarina]

Weel, I read it all, it's no boring at all, I thinks it makes a fine change,
With the soul of a poet, at our efforts you'll gloat, our opinions try to re-arrange.
Enough has been said, I'm, off to my bed, I'll drop an see ye again
an if ye reply with a tear in yer eye,

God, I must be going insane!

[Drutt]

Thank you for getting this far.
tl;dr ;)