Tubthumper
22-May-07, 20:25
Women’s Health, Men’s Health
If ever ladies health's brought up
It causes ructions when
We say that girls just do not suffer
Quite as bad as men
A girl will get a runny nose
Perhaps feel tired and sore
A man will get the flu and be
Prostrated on the floor
Although the female form has plumbing
Complexer by far
The male is far more sensitive
The hunter gatherar
Us men are certain we have got
A deal that is not fair
Must every day, without a fail
Remove all facial hair
Yes, you can talk of cycles
With the cramps and PMT
But it's far worse, we have the curse
Of standing when we pee
If ever ladies health's brought up
It causes ructions when
We say that girls just do not suffer
Quite as bad as men
A girl will get a runny nose
Perhaps feel tired and sore
A man will get the flu and be
Prostrated on the floor
Although the female form has plumbing
Complexer by far
The male is far more sensitive
The hunter gatherar
Us men are certain we have got
A deal that is not fair
Must every day, without a fail
Remove all facial hair
Yes, you can talk of cycles
With the cramps and PMT
But it's far worse, we have the curse
Of standing when we pee