peedie man
15-Apr-07, 14:11
Is there life after death?
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact,
'Mary. Mary.'
'Is that you, Fred?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I make love, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I make love, I bathe in the sun, and then I make love twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then make love pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then make love until late at night. The next day it starts again.'
'Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.'
'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Reiss
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact,
'Mary. Mary.'
'Is that you, Fred?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I make love, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I make love, I bathe in the sun, and then I make love twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then make love pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then make love until late at night. The next day it starts again.'
'Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.'
'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Reiss