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jacko
31-Jul-14, 11:26
tough questions...??


Question 1:





If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,


three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally


retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an


abortion?





Read the next question before looking at the response for


this one.





Question 2:





It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote


counts.


Here are the facts about the three candidates.





Candidate A:


Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with


astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8


to 10 Martinis a day.





Candidate B:


He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used


opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.





Candidate C:


He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,


drinks an occasional beer and never committed adultery.





Which of these candidates would be our choice?





Decide first... No peeking, and then scroll down for the


response.












































Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.


Candidate B is Winston Churchill.


Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.





And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:


If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.





Pretty interesting isn't it?


Makes a person think before judging someone.





Remember:





Amateurs ... Built the ark.


Professionals ... Built the Titanic

budgeJ
31-Jul-14, 16:49
Amateurs ... Built the ark.


Professionals ... Built the Titanic



The Titanic was an object that was built. The Ark is part of a parable for the narrow minded. What's your point supposed to be here ?

jacko
31-Jul-14, 17:27
i just knew there d be a critic ..:~( thats the org all over, :lol:.the point being I FOUND IT INTERESTING ..

budgeJ
31-Jul-14, 17:33
i just knew there d be a critic ..:~( thats the org all over, :lol:.the point being I FOUND IT INTERESTING ..

Be touchy and take it as criticism if you want, but I didn't understand what you meant, hence the question. So, what was the point of that homily at the end ?

Chook a demus
31-Jul-14, 17:46
I enjoyed it

jacko
31-Jul-14, 19:54
I enjoyed it

thank you .. so did I

and
A donkey had an IQ of 186.

He had no friends at all though.

Even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass. ...... ( to the critic s. lol)

Heisenberg
31-Jul-14, 20:00
Yep I killed Beethoven!

Wizzbang
31-Jul-14, 20:51
haha I elected Hitler

luskentyre
01-Aug-14, 00:22
i just knew there d be a critic ..:~( thats the org all over, :lol:.the point being I FOUND IT INTERESTING ..

If there's a critic to be found, you'll certainly find it here! Let them ignore the bulk of your post - I enjoyed it.

orkneycadian
01-Aug-14, 07:49
tough questions...??

Nah.

Option 3 is out right away. As a vegetarian, he would contribute nothing towards the worlds beef and lamb industry.

Option 2 meanwhile supports the Scottish whisky (assume the assertion that he drank whiskey rather than whisky was erroneous) industry. On that basis, he trumps options 1 and 3.

Beethoven would have been no great miss.

budgeJ
01-Aug-14, 07:58
Amateurs ... Built the ark.


Professionals ... Built the Titanic



The next time you or Mrs Jacko dial 999 for an ambulance, we'll send round a random guy in a battered old transit van with a first aid kit, rather than a paramedic team in an ambulance then ?

Clearly it didn't 'Make a person think'.....or not you anyway.

jacko
01-Aug-14, 12:47
The next time you or Mrs Jacko dial 999 for an ambulance, we'll send round a random guy in a battered old transit van with a first aid kit, rather than a paramedic team in an ambulance then ?

Clearly it didn't 'Make a person think'.....or not you anyway.

are you nut s or something . ????????? it s a fun thing , man, go and get a life why dont you.

luskentyre
02-Aug-14, 01:14
Option 3 is out right away. As a vegetarian, he would contribute nothing towards the worlds beef and lamb industry.

By the time you see living, feeling creatures as an "industry" then you've already lost any respect I may have had for you.

rogermellie
02-Aug-14, 02:17
By the time you see living, feeling creatures as an "industry" then you've already lost any respect I may have had for you.

you mean like the elderly in the care home industry ?

gaun yersel with your objection to the word 'industry'

erniesspeedshop
02-Aug-14, 07:07
Yep I killed Beethoven!Me to. Don't care really, just another dead guy who's music I don't listen to, like Freddy Mercury :lol:

budgeJ
02-Aug-14, 08:40
By the time you see living, feeling creatures as an "industry" then you've already lost any respect I may have had for you.

Bang goes the tourist industry as well then.

Chook a demus
02-Aug-14, 08:44
Seems like someone should start taking their medication again !