Cedric Farthsbottom III
09-Mar-07, 00:20
A woke up wi bleary eyes as normal
To the bathroom I began to pave
For ma first days business,the same every day
A pee,a wash and a shave
I looked in the mirror,he looked back at me
Ma toothpaste tastes of Pacers
Shaving foam on ma face
Gillette Fusion the King of Razors
Then I grabbed the bottle next to me
It was 59p aftershave,the label so tatty
The smell made me boke
The Joys of Hi Cowpattie
Went to work and strode along
Howkin trollies in aw ma poses
Seeing poor punters walkin by
Holdin on to their noses
They blamed it on the slurry
To them I felt so sorry
Cos it wisnae that that caused the smell
It was ma aftershave that fell off the back o a lorry
To the bathroom I began to pave
For ma first days business,the same every day
A pee,a wash and a shave
I looked in the mirror,he looked back at me
Ma toothpaste tastes of Pacers
Shaving foam on ma face
Gillette Fusion the King of Razors
Then I grabbed the bottle next to me
It was 59p aftershave,the label so tatty
The smell made me boke
The Joys of Hi Cowpattie
Went to work and strode along
Howkin trollies in aw ma poses
Seeing poor punters walkin by
Holdin on to their noses
They blamed it on the slurry
To them I felt so sorry
Cos it wisnae that that caused the smell
It was ma aftershave that fell off the back o a lorry