Alice in Blunderland
06-Apr-13, 08:57
Speechless for once Im speechless. Be still my beating heart. Can anyone match this wonder mans credentials. I don't know how I never read this before. My hero :Razz Is there anything he has missed feel free to add it on for him to consider.
A gregarious fellow, I'm often surrounded by the most beautiful of societies ladies. As such, a person of my standing only frequents the best of eateries and nightclubs. Should you be fortunate to allowed admittance you may come and introduce yourself. Of course, the catwalk holds no boundaries for me either, my natty line in corduroy trousers is often imitated but never bettered. I'm on first name terms with the PM, Pope and Angela Merkel. The Queen licks the back of my head! I was once a hit man for the CIA, FBI and MFI, and as such am a wanted man in many countries. I've never been to Bangor. I only sleep every eighth day, and upside down when I do. I own the only pair of aquamarine Speedo's in the world. I can boil a four minute egg in three. I repel dirt.
Can we see a picture of you in the aquamarine speedos jox ?? ;)
A gregarious fellow, I'm often surrounded by the most beautiful of societies ladies. As such, a person of my standing only frequents the best of eateries and nightclubs. Should you be fortunate to allowed admittance you may come and introduce yourself. Of course, the catwalk holds no boundaries for me either, my natty line in corduroy trousers is often imitated but never bettered. I'm on first name terms with the PM, Pope and Angela Merkel. The Queen licks the back of my head! I was once a hit man for the CIA, FBI and MFI, and as such am a wanted man in many countries. I've never been to Bangor. I only sleep every eighth day, and upside down when I do. I own the only pair of aquamarine Speedo's in the world. I can boil a four minute egg in three. I repel dirt.
Can we see a picture of you in the aquamarine speedos jox ?? ;)