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teenybash
26-Apr-09, 12:48
Twas only for medicinal purposes Laguna..............;)
Of course it was Teeny ... I believe you ;) but thousands wouldn't :eek:
Nice little sit down and a quiet drink I think ....................
teenybash
30-Apr-09, 00:12
Now I came in here lookin' for something and I can't for the life of me remember what................A well I'll just have a wee nightcap instead and sleep on it...I might remember tomorrow.............:confused
It's an age thing Teeny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is this lying behind the bar .... wonder if it is what Teeny forgot that she was looking for ????????????
I will put it by the kettle - she'll find it there.
Now, a small refreshment of an evening is called for me thinks ...............
teenybash
30-Apr-09, 20:35
It's an age thing Teeny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is this lying behind the bar .... wonder if it is what Teeny forgot that she was looking for ????????????
I will put it by the kettle - she'll find it there.
Now, a small refreshment of an evening is called for me thinks ...............
Well, who would have thought to find a little pink suspender next to the kettle...Wonder who it belongs to and who put it there???
Must remember to pick up my gloves that I left here yesterday....my red rubber ones of course.:roll:
Well, who would have thought to find a little pink suspender next to the kettle...Wonder who it belongs to and who put it there???
Must remember to pick up my gloves that I left here yesterday....my red rubber ones of course.:roll:
Just popped in no one about had a coffee left no mine
Hmmmmmmmm, so it doesn't belong to teeny or Anne x ....
Come on .. own up ... who does it belong to ...
Thanks for washing your cup Anne x ...... more than some folk do!
Well, who would have thought to find a little pink suspender next to the kettle...Wonder who it belongs to and who put it there???:roll:
Well, it's no mine!!!!!! but I did hear that the founder of thon ither place, is not adverse to a little cross dressing (allegedly) [lol] May he has been in for a quickie.:lol:
... a quickie what!!!! :eek:
Perhaps we should pop it in an envelope and post it back ..........
Lordie! Look at the dust in here! :mad:
The little pink suspender has gone! :eek: Owner must have sneaked in when no-one was looking! [smirk]
Now, where are the dusters ............................
teenybash
09-May-09, 17:14
Between you and I, I saw Jox nip pretty quick out the door and he had a suspicious pink frill hanging out o' his pocket.....and it certainly wasn't a duster.;)
Here come and sit and have this wee snifter, you have the place spotless.
Between you and I, I saw Jox nip pretty quick out the door and he had a suspicious pink frill hanging out o' his pocket.....and it certainly wasn't a duster.;)
Here come and sit and have this wee snifter, you have the place spotless.
Jox! :eek:
Why thank you teeny, a little seat and a snifter are just what the Doctor ordered! Cheers! :D
had a queek flick round with the duster, & polished the gantry, :)
Thank you golach - you are a star! Nice to see the place dusted! :)
Kettle on for a cuppa methinks ;)
teenybash
23-May-09, 13:30
Well, well, well, not a speck of dust and everything shining like a new pin....but, would ye look at all these crumbs and what is that lying in the corner.....................?:eek:
Well, well, well, not a speck of dust and everything shining like a new pin....but, would ye look at all these crumbs and what is that lying in the corner.....................?:eek:
A deid Moosie me thinks ;)
Jings! Has the deid moosie chased everyone away .... or have you all turned tee-total!!! :eek:
WB Laguna I havent been for a while either :(
WB to you too then!
Quick dust round and the place will be ready for more visitors!
teenybash
07-Jul-09, 01:41
It's dark in here...sure I heard something..................or someone creeping about..............Is there anybody there.....Is there anybody there. Di ya think it could be spirits???:eek:
Lolabelle
07-Jul-09, 08:10
No, it's just me scrounging through the cupboards looking for the coffee plunger, I need some caffiene! :eek:
teenybash
07-Jul-09, 13:46
EEeek!!! Lolabelle, what a fright you gave me. Here I've just made a pot of coffee, come and sit down and we'll have one together.....:)
feegilmour
07-Jul-09, 20:13
hey hope newcomers welcome for a drink as me really thirsty
Lolabelle
08-Jul-09, 06:34
Sorry about that Teeny, I was trying to be quiet, it's not my fault you lot are all sleeping when I'm up and about. But the coffee was a life saver [lol]
Welcome Feegilmour, do you want coffee, tea or something with a bit more of a kick???
teenybash
09-Jul-09, 11:43
hey hope newcomers welcome for a drink as me really thirsty
You are very welcome anytime day or night, time doesn't matter here.
Stick some pennies in the jukebox...I think Golach added some new music recently and it might be worth a listen..............
futurelegends
09-Jul-09, 23:02
You are very welcome anytime day or night, time doesn't matter here.
Stick some pennies in the jukebox...I think Golach added some new music recently and it might be worth a listen..............
Excellent Gollach, haven't heard that one for ages, The sweet's 'Blockbuster', Brill!
Excellent Gollach, haven't heard that one for ages, The sweet's 'Blockbuster', Brill!
"We just haven't got a clue what to do!" ;) :D
Excellent Gollach, haven't heard that one for ages, The sweet's 'Blockbuster', Brill!
Futurelegends.....please do not get me upset my name has one L, not 2 [disgust]
Lolabelle
10-Jul-09, 06:44
Ah Golach, I could see that one would be upsetting for you! the ole 2 x "L".
I've missed a lot of what's happening down here in the org pub, so what is the most "played" music on the jukebox. I'm into classical at the moment. I find it soothing, for my poor fractured head. (not really fractured, just going crazy)
I think I need a herbal tea, any about????:eek:
Phew!!!!!! I am knac bushed, the new jukebax arrived and TNT mannie said he had a sore back and just left it at the door, I had to bring it in myself.
Hope you like this new one
http://www.tropicalglen.com/
futurelegends
10-Jul-09, 12:37
Futurelegends.....please do not get me upset my name has one L, not 2 [disgust]
Sorry about that, obviously in the pub I must have been seeing 'Doubles'
teenybash
10-Jul-09, 13:23
Ah Golach, I could see that one would be upsetting for you! the ole 2 x "L".
I've missed a lot of what's happening down here in the org pub, so what is the most "played" music on the jukebox. I'm into classical at the moment. I find it soothing, for my poor fractured head. (not really fractured, just going crazy)
I think I need a herbal tea, any about????:eek:
Have a wee listen to Mantovani and have this nice herbal brew...calmness and serenity will waft around you.......
Hey Lolabelle you're not supposed to completely fall asleep!!![lol]
feegilmour
14-Jul-09, 23:00
came for a wee tipple and listen 2 music but place all quiet so got hoover and duster out for quick flick...........................looking better now, now for a wee drink anyone want to join me
teenybash
14-Jul-09, 23:24
Well, seeing it's yourself I have a wee tipple....eh, mibbe just a wee droppy more in the bottom of the glass? Mmmm now that is very nice...and a nice bit o' dusting aswell.;)
feegilmour
15-Jul-09, 21:36
aye cheers teenybash place is lookin good it wissna bad really .......lovly tipple had there
Lolabelle
21-Jul-09, 07:50
Huh? Huh, ( big yawn) what's going on???? What day is it? Where am I?????? :eek:
... I think that you might be in the Land of Oz.
That's just a guess on my part.
Lolabelle
27-Jul-09, 01:19
... I think that you might be in the Land of Oz.
That's just a guess on my part.
You could be right, and as you lot are in the other hemisphere, I keep on sleeping when you are all up and about, then I come in here and everyone else is off catching up in ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz's well most of the time anyway. ;)
Oooooooo the place is nice and tidy ..... someone has been busy! AND a new jukebox, must have an investigate and see what is on it.
Cuppa first methinks :D ...............................
What? Eh? whoosat?
Someone has unlocked the door!!!! I thought I was locked in here forever!
Fr ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-dom!
Come on laguna get a round in - must be worth celebrating! [lol] (any excuse - hehe)
OK OK, seeing as how you twisted my arm wifie - what yer all havin?
No doubles of fancy cocktails mind!
Oh heck yes now that sounds a great idea!!! What shall I have? :cool:
Just a fresh OJ at this time of the day Wifie, dont want you driving a hoover and washing machine, whilst under the influence [lol]
Black Coffee I helped myself
Just a fresh OJ at this time of the day Wifie, dont want you driving a hoover and washing machine, whilst under the influence [lol]
Och could do that lot standin on my heid - I is a wummin after all! [lol]
After a few sherries you would be doin' it standin' on yer head wifie!! :lol:
After a few sherries you would be doin' it standin' on yer head wifie!! :lol:
Aye is called YOGA! ;)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... so that's what they call it :lol:
Aye! What did you think it was? [lol]
porshiepoo
06-Aug-09, 20:18
Oooooooo, I think this is the first time I've been in here.
So, who's buying?
just help yourself and leave it tidy enjoy
Nice to "see" new faces in here :D ..... especially when they are so tidy! :cool:
Lolabelle
11-Aug-09, 10:24
Phew! How long since anyone has cleaned the loo????
I'm off to find some disinfectant and a broom, put the kettle on will you?
I'm hanging for a cuppa!;)
Loo? Loo? I didn't know that we had one!!!!!!
Coffee is ready!
'At cleaner wifie is nowhere till be seen when there is work till be done :(
ShelleyCowie
11-Aug-09, 17:58
Im in the mood today for a morgans and coke. Ice too please lol.
Can i get someone to actually send me one tho???? :lol:
sorry no can do Shelley you have to get your own such a hard life [lol]
got the fresh coffee laguna thanx;)
'At cleaner wifie is nowhere till be seen when there is work till be done :(
she is living it up on a city tour bus right now we a blister [lol] annd i canna come right now tennis on
surely we have more on the rota its supposed to be one for all and all for one ;)
ShelleyCowie
11-Aug-09, 22:45
sorry no can do Shelley you have to get your own such a hard life [lol]
got the fresh coffee laguna thanx;)
Awwww :~( Sad now!
Awwwwwwwww Shelley, if I had known you were waiting I would have got your drink for you! :)
Fancy tea/coffee and some toast?
just had a we look in empty as usual bank holiday weekend looms
Poured drinks for Lizz an GG, they niver turned up....yet[lol]
Awwwwwwwwwwwww .... hope you didn't down them and mix your drinks golach!
Bank holiday? Bank Holiday? Who has holidays?
He he ..... looking forward to the bank holiday at the end of the month.
Now, where's that kettle!
Wake over ;) just pick up your drinks whenever as long as you you leave the place tidy :lol:
Finishes bottle of wine and looks for more. Wine chiller empty! Cries in despair :(
Awwwwww Leanne ... didn't you know about the hidden cache of white wine at the back of the fridge!!!???!!! :(
Will make sure that there are loads of bottles in future ... just incase you get "got at" again!!!
Where's golach? Did someone bar him?
I heard a rumour that the drinks are on him
Yohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ....... :confused
Heavens ... look at the dust :eek: ... place is deserted :(
Wonder if it is worth tidying up?
Ah well, I will ... just incase someone decides to pop in.
Checked it out tonight what a musty smell doors and windows open for air dust all over
teenybash
16-Oct-09, 22:50
Cobwebs here, cobwebs there....I am festooned in them...My new hairdo has become a sanctuary for homeless spiders!!!! Never mind the place looks spic an' span cos' we've all done oor wee bit....maybe time to get the decorations up for the Halloween party..................[evil][lol]
Party :D Who mentioned a party! :D
I could do with a good knees up just now.
Decorations, what decorations will we use .... can we have toffee apples please, and dookin' for apples too :D
:~( No one came to the party! :(
Has everyone gone tee-total :eek:
teenybash
05-Nov-09, 16:43
http://http://www.rhapsody.com/playlistcentral/playlistdetail?playlistId=8625083The party is Tonight!!!!!!! The bonfire is piled high and will be lit at 9pm......Food galore, drinks aplenty and we're going to be rockin' to music from 70's and 80's......So get on yer glam for the grand slam Guy Fox Party tonight.......:Razz
Oh dear ... everyone seems to have lost interest! :~(
Such a shame ... this was once a thriving meeting place :(
Dust, dust, dust .... just everywhere :eek:
Anyone for a free drink?
Cough, cough. Oh dear better get dusting!
:eek:
We had a visitor .... and they dusted and tidied up :)
There is hope for the .org pub yet!!!! ;)
Wonder if we will be busy on mad Friday?? Better get organised - just in case!!!!!
Heavens above! :eek:
What a mess ... there was certainly a good party in here!!!!!
Happy New Year to all our customers :lol:
Its never been the same since 'at Wifie, left her cleaning jobby :(
Its never been the same since 'at Wifie, left her cleaning jobby :(
True, true .... she was excellent in that department
True, true .... she was excellent in that department
I have put an advert in the newsagents doon 'e road Laguna,
"Wanted a good wuman to service the Gents & the Ladies"
I have put an advert in the newsagents doon 'e road Laguna,
"Wanted a good wuman to service the Gents & the Ladies"
Well done gol! It is very well worded and should certainly attract some "interesting" applications :cool:
Have we got a new Licensed Merchants Assistant on the premises? If so welcome Moira, the Hostess with the mostest :)
http://forum.caithness.org/showthread.php?t=101895
Have we got a new Licensed Merchants Assistant on the premises? If so welcome Moira, the Hostess with the mostest :)
http://forum.caithness.org/showthread.php?t=101895
I hope that you have perused her credentials thoroughly before employing her Golach! ;)
Laguna, now a certain wuman has appeared back in Caithness, can we expect this establishment to return to its former glory?
I certainly hope that Wifie comes in for a small refreshment to celebrate her return ... did I hear you say that you were paying?;)
Now, volcanic ash on the way:eek: .... masks? close windows? oxygen bottles? Or do we just throw a big party :lol:
black 'n' tan here cheers:D
Creme_Egg
17-Apr-10, 09:21
Blame climate change
I am happy to blame anything :lol: just as long as no-one blames me!! [lol]
Quick dust round and then open a bottle of wine I think ... anyone else for a drink?
Dinna know what we are going to do for a cleaner now, ever since our regular wifie took herself away to a religious retreat, and disappeared of 'e Org, rumours up in Thursa the other week were that she was studying Yoga under the guidance of that well know Guru joxville, but others said she was at a Hairy Bikers cookery school, learning how to make scones.
Now I am no sure whats happened, but I wish she would hand back her mop an pail[lol]
Get a new set ya mean owld codger they were fallin' to bits anyway! There is more hair on jox's heid than wiz on 'at scrubbing brush!
As for scone making lessons - I have been adept at the art of the scone in it's many varieties since an early age so the Hairy Bikers have been coming to me for lessons!
Also if I grace this establishment with my presents (yes I spelt that right I am a gift in anyone's language - jox taught me that one :D) it will be to down a sedate G&T with owld laguna - I will not be donning the marigolds and flashing the Mr Muscle! :Razz
Less of the owld if ye dinna mind wifie! :eek:
However the mention of a sedate (or not so sedate :lol:) G&T appeals! ;)
You know it was a term of endearment! ;)
Cheers!!!
Beware guys, when in you come in here tonight, I casually walked and what a fright I got, sitting hunched over the peat fire were two crones, supping Gin and Tonic, each with a clay pipe hinging out their toothless jaws, it nearly turned me off 'e drink [lol]
How did you know I was at the dentist today?
Was that you Wifie? :eek: I did not recognise you, it been so long since I had seen in here.
I saw those two crones too!:eek: I thought they were ghosts .......... :eek:
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