golach
21-Nov-06, 17:29
LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't.
2.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
3.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
4.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
5.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
6.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
7.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
8.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
9.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
10.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
11..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
12.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't.
2.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
3.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
4.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
5.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
6.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
7.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
8.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
9.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
10.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
11..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
12.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.