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21-Nov-06, 17:29

1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't.

2.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

3.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

4.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

5.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

6.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

7.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

8.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

9.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

10.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

11..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

12.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Billy Boy
21-Nov-06, 18:26
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.