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15-Nov-06, 16:44
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
Catholic School. Usually,she slept through the class. One day her
teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. " Tell me Mary
Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting
behind her, took a pin a jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty"! shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and
continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, " Who is our Lord and

But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again,
Little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very
good", and Mary Margaret fell back sleep.

The Nun asked her a third question......" What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty - third child?"

Again, little Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted.. "If you stick that damn
thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

.......The Nun fainted