ventriloquist.

[tonkatojo]

Change the nationalities to suit. LOL

An English ventriloquist visiting Scotland walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.





He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Jock

'Gooday, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid English bassa.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Jock: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Jock: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Jock: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Jock: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'

Jock: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'





Jock: (in a panic) The sheep's a liar !!! (or words similar)