View Full Version : Been wondering

27-Oct-06, 08:37
Where is the cat in the catwalk?
Do models walk like cats?
Why are apartments so close together?
What idiot put an 's' in the word lisp?
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
You know when you are driving and you notice one shoe on the road... whatever happened to the other shoe?
Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Why do sky divers wear helmets ?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Why do banks charge you an 'insufficient funds' fee for money they already know you don't have?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
If you have 24 odds and ends on a table, and 23 fall off, what do you have left, an odd or an end?
Why does sour cream have a use-by date?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?
Why is there always one in every crowd? If you took all the ones in every crowd and put them in another crowd, will there be one in that crowd?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is it that when You're driving and looking for an address, You turn down the volume of the radio?
Why do they print "serving suggestion" next to the picture of a product on its label?
Why do they print warning labels telling you not to eat poisonous substances when there isn't a "serving suggestion" on the label?
How did a fool and his money get together?
How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What is the speed of dark?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

27-Oct-06, 09:08
Brilliant...lol :lol:
So many questions......so little time![lol]

Tiger Jones
27-Oct-06, 09:17
Where is the cat in the catwalk?
Do models walk like cats?
The way I hear it, most models are catty.
They walk like aliens. At least, like nothing on Earth.

28-Oct-06, 22:35
Lol .... Great post Kingetter. [lol]

28-Oct-06, 22:51
Thanks Piglet - we try to share on here right?