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Kingetter
21-Oct-06, 02:59
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Indubitably
2. Innovative
3. Preliminary
4. Proliferation
5. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
2. Nope, no more booze for me
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
4. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
sassylass
21-Oct-06, 03:10
Those are highlerious hilereous very funny! Thanks for sharing [lol]
Kingetter
21-Oct-06, 03:11
those are hilireous highlerious very funny! thanks for sharing [lol]
and half of them I can't say when sober:D
"Suspicions Confirmed" - three attempts and then I gave up and succeeded with, "You're right."
Kingetter
21-Oct-06, 03:24
"Suspicions Confirmed" - three attempts and then I gave up and succeeded with, "You're right."
Easy done - or easy not done I suppose:D
Dreadnought
21-Oct-06, 11:02
"I say chap, would you mind not staring at my girlfriend's chest, there's a good fellow..."
"You appear to have accidentally spilled my/your drink upon my person, no need to worry..."
"I'll just have the spare ribs with plain rice..."
I'm sorry, Kingetter. I am sure that your thread was really funny.... but I couldn't focus on most of them words. My eyes kept drooping shut and my forehead kept hitting the screen. I'll try again tomorrow when I've had a bittt...... zzzzzzz.
connieb19
21-Oct-06, 13:13
:eek: What about the things you wish you hadn't said when you're drunk?
Ok, there are things that are all too easy to say when you're drunk.
eg
I love you
If you need any help just give me a ring.
I will come round tomorrow and give you a hand.
Just give me your new address and I will come and visit.
Kingetter
21-Oct-06, 14:06
I'm sorry, Kingetter. I am sure that your thread was really funny.... but I couldn't focus on most of them words. My eyes kept drooping shut and my forehead kept hitting the screen. I'll try again tomorrow when I've had a bittt...... zzzzzzz.
and we know why now don't we?:D
"I was just thinking that I have a heck of a thirst and spotted the 'Open for Business' sign - thank the dog! I'll have a large super-chilled Black Russian, please. Loverly!;)"
"Its my round" .. I find this very difficult to say when Im sober or drunk
:eek: What about the things you wish you hadn't said when you're drunk?
again..."Its my round"
Try saying "The Leith Police dismisseth us" even sober it is difficult [lol]
Kingetter
21-Oct-06, 15:35
Try saying "The Leith Police dismisseth us" even sober it is difficult [lol]
You are so right about that one - and thankfully, it isn't something needing to be said too often.
If you have a strong scottish accent then Purple Burglar alarm is an entertaining thing to say sober or drunk
Cedric Farthsbottom III
23-Oct-06, 15:44
Fuzzy Duck easy to say when yer sober,hard to say when yer drunk!!!!:lol: :lol:
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