tonkatojo
12-Sep-11, 09:24
This is a joke (disclaimer) I do not advocate doing this.
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl sitting in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. :eek:
"I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. "
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl sitting in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. :eek:
"I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. "
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."