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Tugmistress
16-Nov-04, 20:23
THE COMPUTER'S SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The Computer's Swallowed Grandma, Yes, Honestly It's True. She Pressed 'Control' and 'Enter', And Disappeared From View.

It Devoured Her Completely, The Thought Just Makes Me Squirm. Maybe She's Caught A Virus Or Been Eaten By A Worm.

I've Searched Through The Recycle Bin And Files Of Every Kind. I've Even Used The Internet, But Nothing Did I Find.

In Desperation I Asked Jeeves My Searches To Refine. The Reply From Him Was Negative, Not A Thing Was Found 'Online'.

So, If Inside Your 'In Box' My Grandma You Should See. Please 'Scan', 'Copy' And 'Paste' Her, And E-mail Her Back To Me.
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