tonkatojo
05-Aug-11, 09:21
THE AFGHAN FOOTBALLER
The Glasgow Rangers' manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghan play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.
Two weeks later Rangers are 4-0 down to Celtic with only 20 minutes left, the manager gives the young Afghan striker the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes
and wins the game for Rangers. The fans are delighted,
the players and coaches are delighted and the media
love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in Scottish football.
'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won.
Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'
'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day.
Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and your sister raped, your brother has joined a gang of looters and all while you tell me that you were having a great time.'
The young lad is very upset.. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.'
'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum,
'It's your bloody fault we came to Glasgow in the first place!'
The Glasgow Rangers' manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghan play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.
Two weeks later Rangers are 4-0 down to Celtic with only 20 minutes left, the manager gives the young Afghan striker the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes
and wins the game for Rangers. The fans are delighted,
the players and coaches are delighted and the media
love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in Scottish football.
'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won.
Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'
'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day.
Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and your sister raped, your brother has joined a gang of looters and all while you tell me that you were having a great time.'
The young lad is very upset.. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.'
'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum,
'It's your bloody fault we came to Glasgow in the first place!'